In Which War Continues To Be Boring To Report 1074-1080
Infidelity! Conquest! Intrigue! Exposition! ADVENTURE! This episode had it all! What can possibly be more exciting that all of this packed in one show? Find out next time on the next exciting episode of The Adventures of the Crovan Clan!
Gudrod Haraldrson Crovan
King of the Western Isles, No Matter What That Placard Says
In Which Pocky Takes A Vacation
20 July 1074 – 30 October 1080
Tonight we take a trip down memory lane to 1987 and the educational kid’s series Gudrod’s Animated Adventures.
Kids were asked to “Spot the Anachronism” and write in to win fun prizes.
Did you spot the anachronism?
That’s right! Cleveland didn’t exist in 1079!
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So not much has happened these last few years. Certainly no odd fascinations with any unusually hefty and homely members of my court producing bastards and blackmail at an equal pace. *laughs a little too shrill and long*
Oh, I did conquer Ulster.
And The Don had a kid.
And Pocky and I had a better kid, named Tord, who is 100% mine and came out of her vagina and everything.
Just like all of my kids.
I switched the Western Isles to Elective Monarchy because I didn’t want my lands split between all of my children. I want the favorite to get everything.
Oh, and after 16 years of war, multiple kings, countries and dynasties ruling the joint, the war for England finally ended. With Harold II’s son, or possibly grandson, holding the throne.
You know what? I was wrong. Quite a lot has happened, actually.
King of the Western Isles, No Matter What That Placard Says
In Which Pocky Takes A Vacation
20 July 1074 – 30 October 1080
Tonight we take a trip down memory lane to 1987 and the educational kid’s series Gudrod’s Animated Adventures.
Kids were asked to “Spot the Anachronism” and write in to win fun prizes.
Did you spot the anachronism?
That’s right! Cleveland didn’t exist in 1079!
-----
So not much has happened these last few years. Certainly no odd fascinations with any unusually hefty and homely members of my court producing bastards and blackmail at an equal pace. *laughs a little too shrill and long*
Oh, I did conquer Ulster.
And The Don had a kid.
And Pocky and I had a better kid, named Tord, who is 100% mine and came out of her vagina and everything.
Just like all of my kids.
I switched the Western Isles to Elective Monarchy because I didn’t want my lands split between all of my children. I want the favorite to get everything.
Oh, and after 16 years of war, multiple kings, countries and dynasties ruling the joint, the war for England finally ended. With Harold II’s son, or possibly grandson, holding the throne.
You know what? I was wrong. Quite a lot has happened, actually.
Infidelity! Conquest! Intrigue! Exposition! ADVENTURE! This episode had it all! What can possibly be more exciting that all of this packed in one show? Find out next time on the next exciting episode of The Adventures of the Crovan Clan!