European Directorate for Intelligence
Arsene Spiegel
Istanbul
December 24, 2003
The trip to Istanbul had, fortunately, not been a wasted one. While the captured terrorists didn’t divulge who they were working for (they most likely never actually knew), they did say where they met their contact regularly, namely the apartment in
Kadirga Limani he was now looking at. Crossing the street, he ended up at the door of the apartment building. Turning the knob, he was surprised to see the door unlocked.
As he approaches the wooden door to 105 he takes out his lockpick kit. Pretending to be nothing but a man rummaging for his keys, he glances around before seeing that it was all clear. He turned his attention back to the task at hand. His fingers worked smoothly and efficiently, turning the tools in his hands with precision. A bead of sweat started to form on his brow which was furrowed in concentration. He hears a click, indicating an unlocked door.
The dusty little Istanbul apartment shows no sign of life. An old wooden drawer, a hanging light fixture. Scanning the apartment he checks for most of the typical places someone would hide anything important. Obviously not anywhere with easy access. He checks for moved furniture, scuffs on the walls, generally anything out of place.
Suddenly there's the sound of a key being moved in the lock. Quickly finding a slip, he manages to stay out of sight within one of the other rooms. A large swarthy man enters, carrying a manila folder and a laptop. Thankfully the apartment's walls were relatively thin, allowing him to hear the conversation enfold. It seemed like Meathead was reporting to someone.
Cracking the door open just a little bit wider, he could see Meathead bent over a laptop, video-conferencing with someone.
“I hear the mission was a success, then,” the man on the screen said with an edge. His voice was distorted.
“Yes, sir. Targets have been eliminated. I regret to inform you of the loss of the operatives-” said the bearded man matter-of-factly. He spoke with an English accent, surprisingly enough.
“You're mistaken. My sources within the Turkish government inform me that the man you sent to take out our "contractor" was intercepted by Turkish intelligence. You actually thought you could keep this from me? The Death Watch is more pervasive than you believe, Three.” The man on the screen who apparently was known as One scoffed.
Death Watch? Spike made a mental note to check this out.
“Now, explain to me then why I should let you leave Istanbul and return to The Crypt, now that you’re quite possibly on the radars of every major intelligence agency in the world.” One boomed.
There was a moment of silence.
“Deal with the scum in Turkish custody and then tie up the loose end in Dubai. We can’t have anyone sniffing around Project Destiny. Then report back to the Crypt.”
“Of course,” giving a bow as One’s face winked off the computer.
As soon as the computer fell silent he was knocked out by a blow from what he would later see was a Jericho 941.
As the large man came to, he felt his hands and feet bound, and he was in the very chair he had been sitting in earlier. Across from him, he saw a white man in a black suit with shaggy black hair, waving a large pistol at him.
"Hey, buddy. Look, I need some information. First off, who are you?” he began, in a casual, almost conversational tone.
The large man stayed silent.
“WHO ARE YOU?!”, he yelled, his hands slamming against the wooden table. Pausing a bit, he says, “Huh, works for Jack Bauer.”
Continuing, he says “Here's how it's going to go down. I will hit you until you tell me what I want to know. Let's start with some easier questions: who are you?"
A string of Pashtun, Tajik and Urdu cursewords erupted.
"It would really be simplest if you tell me what I want to know. Otherwise I must hand you over to Federal Security, or worse. Not a pleasant bunch. They… do things… to people."
He could swear he saw the man’s pupils contract for just a moment. “Look, I can’t tell you anything. They’d kill me.”
“Well, look, it’s still good that you talked. Know why? Because one way I could have taken you to the European embassy is I shove you into a very small trunk I procured just for this occasion, I turn on Nickelback’s new album and I drive through the parts of town with the densest concentration of cobblestones.”
As the prisoner’s eyes widened in fear, he heard the door being knocked down and the boom of a grenade launcher sending a projectile into the room.
Standing up and knocking the prisoner over, he yelled “DOWN!”
As the stun gas wore off on him he struggled to stand up. Staggering he managed to prop himself up on the wooden table. e started to see four men in black. They were wearing gas masks, dark urban-colored fatigue pants, all-black combat boots, tactical shirts and vests and were using AN-94 assault rifles. On the back of their vests he could see red-white-blue patches.
Russians!
However this didn’t compare to the other figure in the room. He was facing a stunning redhead, her exquisite figure clad in a tight leather catsuit, black gloves and leather boots. Her face wore its usual sardonic expression. He could see that she had two pistols pointed at him. One was her MP-443 Grach, the other was his Jericho 941.
“Well, well, well. Spiegel” she spat.
“Yelena”, he managed to say. Yelena Belova was Spiegel’s old flame and current operative of the FSB.
“Been a long time since Minsk, hasn’t it?”
Speaking in Russian, she motions to the prisoner Spiegel had bound and says “Bring him to the chopper.”
Spiegel began to protest “Wait, what the hell are you doing? It’s my prisoner!”
The men behind her started to raise their weapons. She motions them to stand at ease.
“No. Unless you came with backup which I doubt, since you’re still you, then this troubled young man belongs to me.”
Talking to the prisoner, Spike says almost wistfully, “You should have talked to me earlier. Maybe then you could be going to a yacht in the Greek Isles instead of a shitbox in Siberia.”
Yelena shakes her head. “That’s not nice”, she says with a smirk.
“Why do you even want him, anyway?”
“Let’s just say that he knows someone who has what we want.”
“Leave us.” she orders her commandos.
As they exit the room, she hears the door closing shut. She returns his gun to him, which he holsters. Then, all pretense of being hostile gone, she launches herself at Spiegel. He engaged her in a long passionate kiss and when he broke it he was engaged in yet another. Their two bodies intertwined as they took pleasure in each other’s company. Vaguely, he remembers how he’s tasted this particular lipstick before but he can’t remember when.
“How fortuitous for me to run into you. God we haven’t done this since-”
“Bratislava. How could I forget?” she breathed
“You know you could just go west.” Spiegel said.
“And you know I can’t.” Belova replied. As the moment passed, she sighed. “These are the kind of people we are. You wouldn’t love me if there wasn’t any chance of me kicking your ass. Besides relationships are murder for people like us.”
Getting up, she started to exit the room. “Goodbye,
Spike”, she says with irony. Outside of EDI, she was one of the few people who knew of that particular name.
Returning the favor, he says “Let’s say au revoir,
Duchess. I have the strangest feeling we’ll run into each other again.”
Shaking his head, he begins to feel light-headed. Falling back down, he manages to say “Son of a -”, as he sees Belova enter the room with her Spetznaz, combing the room.
Coming to, he sees that the room has been thoroughly tossed, all traces of Meathead and his laptop gone.
Great, Belgrade all over again. Spiegel griped to himself. Thankfully he had the foresight to stow away the envelope. Taking it out, he slices the flap with the knife near his thigh.
He could only grin. That moron had given him everything he needed. His new identification, his new travel documents and the records of an appointment with their contacts at Pyramid.
A few hours later he was sitting in his hotel room overlooking the Bosporus. He could see the little celebrations, the fireworks, the general merriment. Taking this one moment where the world wasn’t being shot to hell, he relaxes on the balcony with a hookah and a bottle of Scotch. A jazz album was playing in the background. Thankfully the night was cold but not snowing.
Christmas in Turkey, he thought to himself