beware, my fellow forumites, for some of my posts may contain comedic wankery. or even seriousness! that is all.
what are the nine most terrifying words to hear in the English language?... "I'm from the government and I'm hear to help"
If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.
"one man's patriotism is another man's atrocity" - Michael (De Santa) Townley", Grand Theft Auto V
"when life gives you lemons, invade poland" - hitler memes
"it's over and done with corn boy!" - Shadowbeatz, Youtube
and as the great philosopher Yogi Berra once said- "If you come to a fork in the road, take it."