After messing around with waaaaay too much fighting in southern Asia with my last AAR, prompting me to abandon it, I move on. This will be a semi-serious AAR on the United States. Semi-serious to allow myself a bit of leeway not to get bored with the writing. Anyway, here goes.
A Unidentified Flying Object hovered over a town on an odd looking continent inhabited by odder looking people. The spaceship was inhabited by two little green chitz-gwuoarth, Millgfarths and Frendrgrarn.
Millgfarths flicked a button. "Look, if we do, we'll make these fellows future a lot better." "So you say." said Frendrgrarn. "I believe it." "Mass nuclear holocaust doesn't make life better." "You know my philosophy. I'd be committing suicide now if it wasn't illegal. Also, I think you'd like the relative prosperity for the three hundred years beforehand." "You don't need to convince me. I'll do it. It's just that I have some qualms about it." "What, the police?" "Yes."
"Okay, let's do it. Turn the Tension dial up a notch, and let the fighting begin."
John Adams stood up. "Look, there's already fighting going on up north, in New York. I've a letter from Baron Von Steuben that he's going to attack Fort Ticonderoga. War will happen whether or not the Continental Congress wants it or not." Faces looked at him blankly. "Fine. Let's vote. All in favor of war, say aye." To Adams' suprise, the motion passed.