Caring Crusader and Fearless Father
The Crusade starts in a rather mediocre fashion. I get stressed, and un-stress later, I get ill, and un-ill later...
But the illness does not stop there, there are some victims that the small pox won't spare:
We honored her by having not only hakárl, but also gulasch (for whatever reason, there was so much smoked, rotten shark left over, but the gulasch was gone within minutes).
While the Crusade itself did not gain much momentum, I learned some decisive lessons about warfare.
Remember the eastern warrior I met earlier? I feel like a real man now, being so versatile in all acts of warfare
I can spare you the exact details, since it's just “we sent less men than the others and got our patooshies spanked big time”. For example, after 6 months of crusading I have already lost my whole holy army of Icelandesque warriors to the caliphate. I wonder where the big players were (France, HRE, England). Probably watching us upstarts suffer. But I can't blame them; the fact that about 1073 soldiers fought against over 15,000 of theirs can look quite amusing (we know that if only we had had 1073 Icelandesian warriors things might have had turned out differently).
I use the time right before the end of the crusade to deal again with my family. This makes me really thoughtful and consider some very philosophical questions: Does a tree in the forest, where nobody sees or hears it fall, still make a sound when it falls? Does, even if nobody is around to smell it, hakárl still stink like an old hag's sock that was roasted, smoked over rotten leaves and cooked in brackish water? If a train from Chicago, driving 100 mph and one from New York, driving... But I'm going on a rabbit trail here.
After my philosophic excursions I see a problem that also my grandfather had to tackle:
As philosophic and wise as I might probably appear, this whole tribute thing leaves me puzzled. Even the most sagacious men don't understand exactly what it's supposed to mean.
On a different note I want to send out a spymaster again. I checked my council and found that the one who's doing the job right now just... well, sucks. The only person in the whole realm who would be more able than him would be my wife though. Since she is pregnant more often than not, I don't want to send her on missions that dangerous. Also, my wife and I committed to extending the army, as you could probably gather for yourself, and for that fun she needs to be home.
I will start another project, of which I will only give you a little hint, more detail will follow next time.
And want to ask you, fellow readership: What is happening here? Will I be able to conquer Oriel or did I probably wake sleeping hounds that better should have remained undisturbed?
Last but not least I don't want to hold back from you that a young artist, a true Icelandish painter, knocked at my door to ask if he can paint a picture of my father, Teitur The Depressed. Have a look and convince yourself how close he got:
And for the interested, a map of the year 1093: Ireland like a ripe apple, ready for being eaten by Icelandesque forces, England a mess ever since I can remember, France getting nipped off bite after bite by Muslims and the HRE, Italy in uproar, Sweden as fallen apart as ever, Hungary growing into the ERE, and my brother in law, the king of Ruthenia, being badly sandwiched between Poland and various Russian/Ukrainian principalities (but he will soon recover).
What was that with the war in Oriel? Which sleeping hounds did Eystein wake? Anymore philosophic questions about stinking shark meat? Read on and find out! Soon in The Icelandic Mountains of Madness!