Citizens of the World:
The "allied" nations continue to show their true agenda of spreading imperialism to continue to shackle the working classes. Not only did they attack ourpeaceful nation unprovoked, we now have witnessed the brazen invasion of the Greek state by the imperialists. Under the guise of "protecting" Greece, multiple thousands of blood-thirsy British, Canadian, and Australian mercenaries have been deployed into positions with Greece for the imminent invasion of Italian territory. These mercenaries have commandeered the Greek armed forces and forced these units into aggressive postures as well. The Governments of these so-called allied nations have couped the legitimate government in Greece and replaced it with one that seeks a policy of militant expansionism within the Balkan region. The Italian people are outraged that this new Greek government did not even have the diplomatic courtesy of announcing its intentions to engage our people's with hostility. It was evident only after Greek, British, Canadian, and Australian mercenaries fired on the thousands of Italian aid workers that were stationed along the border to ease the suffering of the thousands of Greeks fleeing from the new oppressive regime that now governs their country. Rest assured Greek peoples, the Italian and Romanian people pledge our support to the ouster of these invaders and promise to assist you in the reclamation of your country. In support of this statement, Italian soldiers have been mobilized and are in route for immediate deployment in the War for Greek Independence. Already, hundreds of thousands of Greek soldiers are deserting their units to take up arms along side their Italian and Romanian liberators.
The greater outrage that Il Douche wishes to proclaim to the citizens of the world is that of the invasion of the Italian homeland. Despite showing no hostile actions towards the Imperialist governments, British and ANZAC mercenaries invaded the southern end of the Italian boot, quickly overrunning the Italian port cities of Bari and Taranto. Despite the strategic advantage it would have provided, the Italian military was ordered not to engage in bombings of its own cities. We refuse to increase the suffering of our civilian populations. It is already having to endure the rioting and looting of the unciviled "allied" gangs that are too busy spreading their indignation to actually engage the Army of Southern Italy. This just proves to Il Douche that the allied nations are hell bent on generating as much destruction and chaos as possible, rather than the traditional model of warfare as merely being armed diplomacy. But take heart, citizens, already Italian partisans are arising to fight the invaders. Italian patriots have been busy destroying the port facilities of Taranto and Bari to deprive the allies of the ability to use them to bring in supplies. These same partisans are also destroying allied supply depots to deprive the mercenaries of their means to inflict savagery amongst our people. We urge all Italian people to keep these brave soldiers for Italy in their hearts and prayers at night that they may continue to fight for their homeland.
Sadly, this continued aggression against our peaceful nation has become too much. Il Douche has been patient with the imperial warmongers far longer than his peoples wanted him to be. But even the benevolent Il Douche has limits to his generosity. Because of this, the Italian government wishes to inform the British and ANZAC governments that their hostility will now be met with the full force of arms by the Italian military. Any person of British, French, or ANZAC nationality that is not deemed to be observing the rules of civilized warfare in according with the Geneva convention will be judged to be a mercenary and/or a spy and dealt with accordingly. The invaders in southern Italy have not shown themselves to be true soldiers, and have already been judged to be mercenaries engaging in conduct that violates the spirit and letter of the Geneva convention. We impore the British and ANZAC governments to use the next few weeks to evacuate their position on our homeland. After that, the Italian military will use its full force to bring justice to these criminals.
To the goverments of the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, and New Zealand: Your actions towards Italy have been weighed in the balance by the free peoples of the world and have been found wanting. May God have mercy on your souls, for we Italians will not.
Signed,
Il Douche
The "allied" nations continue to show their true agenda of spreading imperialism to continue to shackle the working classes. Not only did they attack ourpeaceful nation unprovoked, we now have witnessed the brazen invasion of the Greek state by the imperialists. Under the guise of "protecting" Greece, multiple thousands of blood-thirsy British, Canadian, and Australian mercenaries have been deployed into positions with Greece for the imminent invasion of Italian territory. These mercenaries have commandeered the Greek armed forces and forced these units into aggressive postures as well. The Governments of these so-called allied nations have couped the legitimate government in Greece and replaced it with one that seeks a policy of militant expansionism within the Balkan region. The Italian people are outraged that this new Greek government did not even have the diplomatic courtesy of announcing its intentions to engage our people's with hostility. It was evident only after Greek, British, Canadian, and Australian mercenaries fired on the thousands of Italian aid workers that were stationed along the border to ease the suffering of the thousands of Greeks fleeing from the new oppressive regime that now governs their country. Rest assured Greek peoples, the Italian and Romanian people pledge our support to the ouster of these invaders and promise to assist you in the reclamation of your country. In support of this statement, Italian soldiers have been mobilized and are in route for immediate deployment in the War for Greek Independence. Already, hundreds of thousands of Greek soldiers are deserting their units to take up arms along side their Italian and Romanian liberators.
The greater outrage that Il Douche wishes to proclaim to the citizens of the world is that of the invasion of the Italian homeland. Despite showing no hostile actions towards the Imperialist governments, British and ANZAC mercenaries invaded the southern end of the Italian boot, quickly overrunning the Italian port cities of Bari and Taranto. Despite the strategic advantage it would have provided, the Italian military was ordered not to engage in bombings of its own cities. We refuse to increase the suffering of our civilian populations. It is already having to endure the rioting and looting of the unciviled "allied" gangs that are too busy spreading their indignation to actually engage the Army of Southern Italy. This just proves to Il Douche that the allied nations are hell bent on generating as much destruction and chaos as possible, rather than the traditional model of warfare as merely being armed diplomacy. But take heart, citizens, already Italian partisans are arising to fight the invaders. Italian patriots have been busy destroying the port facilities of Taranto and Bari to deprive the allies of the ability to use them to bring in supplies. These same partisans are also destroying allied supply depots to deprive the mercenaries of their means to inflict savagery amongst our people. We urge all Italian people to keep these brave soldiers for Italy in their hearts and prayers at night that they may continue to fight for their homeland.
Sadly, this continued aggression against our peaceful nation has become too much. Il Douche has been patient with the imperial warmongers far longer than his peoples wanted him to be. But even the benevolent Il Douche has limits to his generosity. Because of this, the Italian government wishes to inform the British and ANZAC governments that their hostility will now be met with the full force of arms by the Italian military. Any person of British, French, or ANZAC nationality that is not deemed to be observing the rules of civilized warfare in according with the Geneva convention will be judged to be a mercenary and/or a spy and dealt with accordingly. The invaders in southern Italy have not shown themselves to be true soldiers, and have already been judged to be mercenaries engaging in conduct that violates the spirit and letter of the Geneva convention. We impore the British and ANZAC governments to use the next few weeks to evacuate their position on our homeland. After that, the Italian military will use its full force to bring justice to these criminals.
To the goverments of the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, and New Zealand: Your actions towards Italy have been weighed in the balance by the free peoples of the world and have been found wanting. May God have mercy on your souls, for we Italians will not.
Signed,
Il Douche
