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The Dragon Shall Rise

April 3rd, 1941
Shanghai Harbour, Occupied China
Late evening

The harbour wasn't exactly quiet, even at this time of night; late shifts were still unloading high-priority cargoes in the harsh light of floodlamps. Still, it wasn't the insane bustle of daytime, when the goods of every nation on Earth flooded into the main entrepot of all China and most of Siberia. It was just the right level of activity: Not so little that a man stood out, not so much that he was likely to encounter someone he knew, or worse, someone who knew him, or his face. From a dossier, perhaps.

Even so, Xian felt considerably relieved when he finally ducked into the warehouse - not abandoned, here in the heart of the docks, that would have been economically insane; but not in intense use just at this moment, since it wasn't holding any high-priority cargoes. Nothing to arouse suspicion, even if someone saw a light; many of Shanghai's parsimonious family-owned shipping companies used their warehouses for office space as well - living space too, in some cases - and might work far into the night. So Xian had to suppress the urge to roll his eyes when his knock on the door was met with a hiss of "What's the password?"

Someone had been reading too much imported Russian spy-fiction, again; what if he'd been a policeman making a routine check? Or just someone accidentally knocking on the wrong door? Nothing could have been better suited to make him insanely suspicious. Anyway, what were they going to do about it if he didn't answer right, shoot him and throw him into the harbour water? But he had lost that argument some time ago, so he merely gritted his teeth slightly on the reply, "Dragons Shall Rise", and entered without complaining about it.

He was the last to arrive, he saw without surprise. The others were all much younger than him, students mostly, and had freer evenings - too free, in his judgement. When I was their age, he thought ironically; but the fact was, when he had been their age he'd been in a prisoner-of-war camp - well, just out of it, actually. Not, in any case, hanging about drinking tea and studying the classics (or Russian spy novels) all day. A Komnenoi prisoner-of-war camp might have done some of these young louts some good. Being drafted into a Working Youth Brigade at fifteen might have been good for their character too. Not so good for their health, he admitted, remembering the fate of most of his comrades. It was the lucky ones who'd made it into the POW camp. Lucky, or smart. The last few tenacious holdouts had been gassed, he'd heard, after month-long sieges of the warehouse districts. Nobody liked to talk much about the desperate final days of China's independence. Not even among the victors.

"All right," Huang said, taking up a stack of papers and rapping it on the table in lieu of a gavel; it was his turn to be the chairman. All very egalitarian, to be sure, but Xian wished they'd give the job permanently to someone who knew how to run a meeting; Huang did not live up to his name. "Now we're all here, let's get started. The shipment has come in. It's in those boxes over there."

"Out in plain sight of everyone, in a warehouse we don't control?" Xian wished he'd kept his voice down, but sheer horror had overwhelmed his political instinct for a moment. At least he had their attention. "That's just, that's - we have to move it. Right now." He stared at Huang, trying to will some sense into the boy; alas, it would take more than a mere shout of horror from a veteran of a great war, two major uprisings, and several riots to get through that skull.

"Well, of course," Huang said soothingly. "It's right here on the agenda, item three: Where to put the stuff. First we have to go over the action items from last month, though."

Xian sat back in his chair, defeated by the sheer magnitude of this. They had weapons, just sitting in their heavy military-looking boxes that the warehouse employees wouldn't recognise when they came in tomorrow; that wasn't a labour-camp offense, that was anything up to and including actual literal crucifixion. And their group was far too large, eight people, any of whom might be an informer or just have a loose tongue. And... and... action items! He looked in anguish at Zhou, who tightened his lips, but nodded. Maybe his son could find the words, maybe they would listen to someone their own age, someone who hadn't defended the Mishing Warehouse with an ancient singleshot rifle and three bullets, but who had studied the classics and could turn a phrase... Zheng broke into the argument between Huang and Da about whether the pamphlets had been widely enough distributed. "Comrades, if I may? While both comrades Huang and Da make interesting points, I believe we should, perhaps, table this discussion temporarily. The guns must be out of here by tomorrow morning." Xian shot him a grateful glance. He knew his son was embarrassed by his dockworker father in front of his intellectual friends; but he still had enough filial respect - enough brains, even - to take Xian's advice on matters of tactics.

"Oh, very well," said Huang peevishly; he had been losing the argument. "Let us move to the third agenda item, then, since comrades Zheng and Xian insist. We have, let's see" - he looked at the papers in front of him - "five crates each with twenty-five Arisaka rifles; ten crates of ammunition; and five of grenades."

"And you wrote this down?" Xiang burst out.

"Why yes, comrade," Huang returned mildly. "How else should I keep track of things?" Apparently he took Xiang's stare of mute horror for assent, for he continued. "Now, I had thought that each of us might store two or three crates, but I understand now that this is not very practical; they're larger than I realised, and heavier." Xiang gritted his teeth; it was good, actually, that he wouldn't have to argue against spreading the weapons out in student apartments that any number of random girlfriends and acquaintances wandered through. He very grudgingly awarded Huang a mental point. "So, I am opening the floor to suggestions, comrades." Huang looked around benignly.

Xiang rubbed his forehead. "We should have had a plan for this before we arranged the shipment," he pointed out wearily. "With a specific recipient for each rifle, or at least each crate." And why hadn't he insisted on that himself, he wondered? He'd been sick, last month; and then before that he'd been out of town visiting another cell... dammit, they shouldn't need him to hold their hands to quite this extent.

"Be that as it may," Da broke in, "we are now faced with the problem that we did not, in fact, have such a plan; and must make one."

"True," Xiang nodded; perhaps there was some hope for these idiots. He should not have let himself get distracted. "As a temporary measure, perhaps my brother's truck would do. It won't serve in the long term, but we can load it up right now and have the items in a location we control, not subject to random bypassers' curiosity."

"Splendid!" Huang beamed. "Then with that settled, let us return to the issue of the pamphlets. Comrade Da, I really do think - "

"Right," Xiang overrode this. "I'm going to fetch the truck. Finish the action items while I'm gone, and then we'll load it up when I get back. Zheng, come with me, please."

"Certainly, father," his son replied, looking just as pleased to be out of the wrangle; smartest of the lot, Xiang thought to himself, not that this was exactly a point to take pride in.

Once they were safely out of the warehouse, Xiang took a deep breath. Shanghai's harbour air wasn't exactly a refreshing ocean breeze, but at least it didn't smell of incompetence that could get both him and his son crucified. He started walking, east.

"Father, where are you going?" Zheng asked. "Uncle Ho's shop is the other way."

"I know. We're not coming back. They can find their own truck."

"What?" Zheng stopped. "What do you mean?"

Xiang stopped too; his heart was still pounding, he noticed uneasily, rubbing his left side. He was getting old for this business of revolution. "Rifles, son. Weapons are what separate the serious revolutionary from the idle chatterer. And the Komnenoi know it, too. Pamphlets and secret meetings and passwords, that's a couple of years in a labour camp; not a spring outing, but quite survivable." Xiang had survived it twice, in fact, three years each time, in addition to his stint as a prisoner of war. "For weapons, they crucify. No judge bound by written law, no magistrate schooled in the classics; the Ministry of Internal Harmony goons come in and take you away, and the next morning you're nailed to a beam and wishing the asphyxia would hurry up, already. Actual iron nails, son, through your own personal wrists; I've seen it happen, to men I knew. Respected. Loved, even." He shook off the memories. "And say what you like about the Komnenoi, stupid they're not. They know what's dangerous and what isn't. No amount of pamphlets will topple their rule. That's why I use weapons as my test of intelligence. If a resistance cell is smart enough to realise that, as soon as they get some guns - and no matter what Huang thinks, it's not actually difficult; the Japanese are only too delighted to supply them - they are in Deep Serious Business, then they may be smart enough to actually do some damage, and be useful when The Day comes. And if not, if they keep arguing about pamphlets and agendas and action items... then I triage them." He paused reflectively. "Grant you, leaving crates of rifles out in full view on a warehouse floor is a whole new level of stupid. I may need a new word. Quartage?"

Zheng stared at him in horror. He was twenty, Xiang reminded himself, and quite idealistic. "Triage?"

"That's right. That's why I'm going this way, to the police station."

"What?"

Xiang held up his hands placatingly. "No, no, I'm not going to turn them in! That is, not to the Ministry of Internal Harmony. Just to my friend Sergeant Wen. Who will arrest them, of course. He'll get a commendation, too. But there won't be any mention of weapons, in his report. Just pamphlets and agenda items. A year in a prison camp; two years, max, if they resist arrest. And the weapons, well, Wen will find somewhere safe for them; and they'll be ready for The Day. Wen is no idle chatterer."

"Those are my friends!" Zheng protested.

"Yes, I know," Xiang said softly. "And I'm an uneducated dockworker. And Wen is a policeman, a running dog, and he never studied, either. And your friends are smart lads, in their way, I'll not deny it; just... impractical. And you're easier in their company than in mine - no need to shake your head; there's no shame in that, and I'm proud of your education. So. Just this once, I'll offer you a choice. We can walk a third way, if you like; home, not to the police station. Your mother will have dinner for us; roast duck, I believe. And we'll leave your friends to find their own damnation. Maybe they will have a rush of blood to the brains, and get their fingers out and get moving. More likely they'll end up on the Hill. My way will spare them that; they're young and healthy, they'll easily make it two years in the camps. They might even learn something practical. And then you never work in the resistance again, at least not with any group I'm involved in. So. Your choice, son."

Zheng stared at him, anguished. "But - you can't ask me to - "

"What, you thought the revolution had no hard choices? The Dragon Shall Rise, son; that's what it's about. Not looking brave in front of your friends' girls, or even your friends. If that means putting some well-intentioned idiots in the camps for a year or two, instead of letting them talk their way into a cross, well. For me that's not so hard, actually. But I'm old, and tired."

"You really think..." Zheng trailed off. "And am I a 'well-intentioned idiot'? Would you have left me there, if I weren't your son?"

"Well - I would, actually," Xiang admitted. "But you were certainly the brightest man in that room under thirty."

Zheng's eyes narrowed. "Not high praise, is it? Coming from you?"

Dammit, the boy knew him too well. "You were the one who got them to talk seriously about the guns."

"I won't betray my friends." Zheng's mouth set in a stubborn line that Xiang knew all too well. This was the damn motorcycle all over again. Which, admittedly, Zheng had eventually bought with his own money. But the resistance was a bit more serious than disagreements over traffic safety. And of course the boy would see it in terms of honour and betrayal, rather than education; the camps had a reputation all out of proportion to their actual deadliness, the Komnenoi did that deliberately, as a deterrent. Xiang sighed, exhausted. Actually he would be just as glad to have Zheng out of the resistance business; it was too nerve-wracking.

"All right, " he acceded. "Let's go home, then."

"No!"

"No? Make up your mind, son."

"I'm going back to warn them. You do whatever you want." Zheng turned on his heel, but had not gotten more than three strides when Xiang caught him by the shoulder and whirled him around.

"No, son," Xiang said, quite calmly - but the dockworker's muscle in his arm bulged. His slim, intellectual son's eyes widened at the strength in the hand holding his shoulder, digging in cruelly under the collarbone to paralyse the arm. "I'm your father, and you will obey me; that is ancient custom and law both Roman and Chinese. I am your superior in the Resistance, and you will obey me; that is necessity and survival. And, right now, on this street - I'm the man with the muscle, the experience, and the will to beat the silliness out of you, if necessary. So you will obey me, three times over; and you are not going back. The police station, or home; those are your choices."

Zheng's mouth worked, but no words came. At last he whispered. "Two years? Your word on it?"

"At most. One is much more likely."

Tears trickled from Zheng's eyes, but he nodded. "Sergeant Wen, then."

"All right." Xiang let go of his son's shoulder, and Zheng slumped in defeat. "And well done," he added.

There would come a Day; The Day, for which Xiang had worked all his adult life, when China would rise again and be strong; and perhaps Zheng's sons would not have to make terrible choices. But this day... Xiang's son had chosen to continue his father's work.
 
..or some comments about happenings last played session?

I could tell you my Super Secret Miracle Weapon Plan, but then the Intercontinental Nuclear Murder Death Commandos I've been training would have to kill you.

....damnit.

Seriously, though: Nothing much happened. Everyone's building up, and we did so at a snail's pace since Jodokus' Japan ghost kept getting out of sync. Not that I'm bitter, or anything.
 
Mupdate it is.

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Except for Punjab expanding peacefully in India, I don't think it's changed since the war ended.
 
Portugal, I believe. It's a vassal from CK days that converted into EU3 as a vassal and has never been worth absorbing. Likewise the two blue provinces in Russian Poland are France, a former Croatian vassal. In fact, given the location it likely started as a Polish vassal, and has somehow maintained its quasi-independence under shifting overlords - Poland, Russia, Croatia, Germany, now Russia again - for almost a millennium. Sometimes it pays to be insignificant. :D

The alliances are currently fake-warring these 0-IC minors for the consumer-goods effects, a loophole we should have closed in the house rules but didn't think of.
 
thou shall not take away our precious fake war ICs ... not when christmass is close and all. And after all Punjab did took 8 or so dissent for getting that war starting so it didn't come out all cheap..;)
 
The alliances are currently fake-warring these 0-IC minors for the consumer-goods effects, a loophole we should have closed in the house rules but didn't think of.

To be honest Ethiopia got a similar benefit for the first three years or so out of Persia, it's probably time the rest of you caught up. Although that one wasn't quite a fake war (there was actual fighting, in which I leveled Montgomery up to skill 7 or so) and furthermore is your fault for trying to deprive me of my rightfully won annexation of Persia by editing the victory points out from under the feet of my occupying armies :p
 
Strategic Dilemma

Although a glance at the maps of 1940 and 1942 shows the Khanate making spectacular gains - the loss of the Tibetan highlands easily compensated by the gain of all of coastal China - the truth which underlies the triumphal appearance is that the Komnenoi, by 1942, were in something of a strategic dilemma.

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It is true that the gain of coastal China had alleviated the fear of a land war against the vast Imperial Japanese Army. Some have referred to the specter of a 'two-front' war, but in fact this was almost irrelevant; the IJA, once landed on a broad front in China, was more than large enought o simply swamp the Legions. Whether Punjab was involved or not was quite irrelevant; trying to march through Tibet, the Moslem armies could hardly expect to reach even the source of the Yangtse by the time the IJA was bombarding New Byzantium and dictating terms. To have this threat removed was, then, an enormous gain, quite irrespective of the industry and population of China, always concentrated near the mercantile coast.

With this existential problem alleviated, however, the question for the Khanate became "What next?" And it was here that the problem arose. It was still necessary to keep a strong force in Korea, the remaining land border with Japan; true, the narrow and mountainous peninsula is easily defensible, but enough force to expect to hold it against the 200 regular divisions of the IJA remained a significant fraction of the Khanate's strength. Then, the lengthy Chinese coast also had to be defended; true, this was much easier than attempting to hold the old inland border, but any sudden landing or coup-de-main seizure of a port would be disastrous, restoring the situation of 200 IJA divisions free to maneuver in the Chinese plains.

With the necessary subtractions for these defensive purposes - after Japan's actions in the December War, no Japanese regime was going to get much trust in the Khanate, no matter how politely they insisted on their neutrailty, or how many suicides among the old militarist clique they forced - there was very little left for projecting power; and, in any case, nowhere in particular to project it to. The traditional Siberian front, although wide in a purely physical sense, was logistically much too narrow for modern armies: The vast quantities of ammunition and fuel required, and the very limited railroads, precluded any serious offensive against Russia, which in any case had little of value east of the easily-defensible Urals. Indochina was held by an ally, and was mainly valuable - with the exception of Singapore - for its raw materials, which was not the Khanate's bottleneck. The economic problem, indeed, was rather in processing the flood of ore from the immense reserves in Siberia. Although there had been mining there for centuries, even on a large scale by earlier standards, these earlier efforts paled by comparison to what the twentieth century could do. Coal, oil, rare earths, industrial-grade diamonds, and plain old iron ore by the thousands of tons; investors, workers, and drawers of the State dividend alike were awash in new wealth. But for all their economic success, the Komnenoi were at heart a military caste, and however much they might have rejoiced in the increase in the State dividend, their autarkic-nationalist instincts were alarmed by the sight of all this materiel flowing out of Shanghai harbour, to make guns and tanks and aircraft in the forges of other countries. Thus when the Senate and the People cast greedy eyes on other countries' wealth, it was factories, machine tools, and skilled workers they coveted; raw materials might get a shrug of "better to have it than not," but it did not excite the imagination.

Indochina, then, was not attractive, even before considering the number of troops required to garrison its long coastline. That left Punjab, which on the face of it had several good points as a victim of Khanate aggression: Its army and industry were both relatively weak, it had recently acquired Roman territory in the shape of the Tibetan plateau, and the traditionally garlic-heavy diet of its people made its ambassadors unpopular at parties. Unfortunately, its border with the Khanate, although suitably long and not too badly supplied with railroads, could be divided into two parts: The mountainous bit and the jungle-covered bit. Neither was very suitable for any sort of warfare except the most grinding attrition, as the Legions had proved extensively in their - successful, so far as it went - campaigns of 1940. Worse, its industries were not conveniently concentrated anywhere; and the prospect of holding down India, with another long coastline full of excellent harbour infrastructure - built to support the Black Navy in its heyday - had to make anyone familiar with the Khanate's manpower situation wince. A small army of well-trained and well-equipped long-service volunteers was very suitable for winning battles by breaking men's hearts and making them run. Unfortunately, at some point during Konstantin's reforms, someone had failed to ask how, supposing the Legions made progress towards their historic goal of reunification, they were supposed to pacify the territories they took. Consequently the project of conquering even India, much less the immense area of Central Asia that was Punjab's historic and industrial core, left Roman generals un-enthusiastic, to say the least.

Considered as an imperialistic, expansionist power, then, what the Khanate chiefly needed was a generation of peace: Time to build its industries to a level commensurate with its raw materials, time to absorb the vast unorganised mass of the Chinese people into the Legions (along with liquidating their more restive elements), time to fortify the Korean mountains and Chinese coast to economise on manpower and allow concentration elsewhere. It was, of course, extremely unlikely to be granted any such pause. The Komnenoi were, therefore, faced with a problem for which they were, by national temperament, somewhat unsuited: Namely that of prioritising their various fronts to avoid losses, rather than maximise gains. A general staff which had, historically, been much more used to considering how best to impose the will of the Senate and the People on recalcitrant barbarians found this rather difficult; but since the devil was clearly driving, they made do.

The eventual Defensive Plan of 1942 was not an inspired product of the warmaker's art; indeed its decisions were almost dictated by geography rather than strategy. The Korean border got the maximum priority, due to its combination of nearness to the industrial core around New Byzantium, probability of war with Japan, and the unpleasant possibility of 200 divisions of Japanese conscripts simply disembarking into excellent Korean harbours and strolling into battle. The Indochinese and Russian borders were given the lowest priority, and held by thin screens of second-category units, for exactly the opposite reasons: War with Russia or Catalunya was unlikely, and even if it should come these borders were far away from anything of value - there was plenty of space to trade, at need, for time; nor would any invading force benefit from the easy logistics of the short hop over the Sea of Japan.

That left the Punjabi border and the Chinese coast, and here for the first time there was some controversy over priority. One could reasonably argue that a surprise Japanese landing would be disastrous, and that much force should be dedicated to preventing it. Such a concentration, however, would doom the Khanate to a purely defensive stance; and this, in the end, was intolerable. If Punjab was unpromising ground for expansion, it was also the only game in town; the Komnenoi simply could not bear to abandon all possibility for victory and conquest. The coast, therefore, was to be defended with what could be spared from the Tibetan Strategic Reserve, and not vice-versa; and the prestigious I Komnenoi, the elite armoured kataphrakts, were assigned to the eastern border.

If it came down to it, after all, the Legions had fought their way through the Tibetan plateau, at hideous cost in blood and treasure, before; there is a reason the main pass through the Himalayas is called the 'Romanoi Kush', 'Killer-of-Romans'. And there was, for patriotic Komnenoi, Reunification to strive for; the ideology of the Khanate, somewhat at odds with geographic reality, had always looked to the west. In the far distance glittered the City of Men's Desire, and even, impossibly, the Eternal City itself, temporarily a Moslem colony under a Punjabi viceroy. Against the lure, however unlikely, of such prizes, no Komnenoi worthy of the name could have bowed to mere caution; to give coastal garrisons priority over a force intended to expand the western border was psychologically impossible. Nor is it obvious that they were wrong; boldness, it is true, is not always rewarded in war, but caution very easily flows into mere timidity, and is lost. Of that sad fate, at least, the Komnenoi were in no danger.

Railroads, Revanchism, and Revolt: Grand Strategies of the Great Powers, 1940-1950
Chapter 8: Western Wind, Eastern Enigma
Francois Radich
Polytechnische Universität Paris Presse
(C) 1967​
 
The Empire of the Volga – XII

“He looked very kind, like Ojiichan.” 'Grandfather' in Japanese Riko Minami said wistfully.

Malika Hekmatyar had noticed the bear like larger male walk into the store, purchased some bread and had walked out to meet up with a very nice looking slavic woman who looked to be in her early twenties.

She was an artilleryman by trade, sent by her clan that lived and struggled in the Afghan highlands to win them honor and prestige fighting in the foreigner's wars. She could tell instantly that the male was of the military type, and military men, especially Russians weren't known for their kindness when your job was murdering people.

She couldn't doubt though that the man, who himself looked much older certainly had a energy behind his eyes that she couldn't deny. However admitting such would be encouraging the flakey Japanese girl and radio specialist next to her stocking the shelves and she would rather swallow her bayonet.

“Maybe.” Is all she would commit.

“Eeeeeehm...?” Riko responded curiously. “You don't think so?”

It's not that I do or don't, I am just preoccupied. She thought to herself.

She ignored her and continued her task.

Presently both Riko and Malika had part time jobs in a bakery, one would wonder why they didn't just return home when the war ended.

Well, the thing is... They couldn't even though they wanted to.

Riko was to put it mildly in a pinch, the air headed Japanese girl and radio specialist had the problem in that Russia's relationship with Japan was in legal limbo, they weren't officially allies and just co-belligerents.

With the war over, Riko now found herself alone in a foreign nation without papers.

The Russian authorities, normally so proud of their dysfunctional elephantine bureaucracy that, regardless of its faults could be relied on to spit out a suitable answer eventually was at a loss.

There was simply no precedent, she wasn't a spy as she was in uniform.

The Japanese government didn't care enough about her to ask for her back or pay the expense.

And the Sino-Mongolian Empire which was both antagonistic to both Russia and Japan would not let her board a civilian train.

There were other possibilities, such as crossing the border into punjab and then a boat ride back to Japan, but Riko was also a foreign national who could have, within her role as a liaison had learned state secrets...

So until that could be verified, it was verboten for her to leave Russia.

She would've been alone, without money, friends, comrades or real people skills.

To Malika's perspective there was only really one choice, her clan's honor would be stained by her shame had she abandoned her here.

Stupid hairbrained Riko, I am doing this because honor demands it. Not because I want to or anything... She mumbled to herself.

“So don't get the wrong idea!” She spoke up suddenly, pointing at Riko at the center of her flat chest.

“Eh!?” Startling Riko, promptly dropping some freshly baked bread.

“Uuuun~ Look at what you made me do you jerk!” Growled Riko angrily, though in all honesty it was more like a mewling of a cat.

“Ooops! You startled the Riko! Run for it!” Laughed the baker.

Malika ran for it around the shelves trying to shake Riko, but it was futile and Riko caught her and started to ineffectually hit her.

“Jerk! Jerk! Stupid Jerk!” She pouted, she may have had the endurance to carry bulky radio equipment for miles and miles of marching but she still nonetheless had no strength behind her punches compared to the much taller and muscular Afghan female.

“Alright already! I'm sorry okay! Ow!” She laughed. Damnit, stop making me having fun, its a strange and disturbing realization!

She pointed at the baker. “You left me for dead!”

“Eh, one death is just another statistic.... Back to work now before I dock your pay! Hahaha!” He said in a half mocking tone.

“Understood Mr. Dzhugashvili -” They chorused together, returning to work where they left off.
 
statistic....

Mr. Dzhugashvili

I see what you did there. Although shouldn't it be 'Gospodin Dzugashvili'? Or perhaps 'Tovarisch', I keep forgetting whether Russia is communist in this history.

For the peanuts: We are off again! The African alliance (less Japan) has renewed its attack in Europe. Mongol kataphrakts are once more surrounding the vital strategic airbase at Frunze! Tibet shall be recovered!
 
we rather figth the enemy than figth ourselves in TS wheter interceptors are better than figthers...
;)
 
I see what you did there. Although shouldn't it be 'Gospodin Dzugashvili'? Or perhaps 'Tovarisch', I keep forgetting whether Russia is communist in this history.

For the peanuts: We are off again! The African alliance (less Japan) has renewed its attack in Europe. Mongol kataphrakts are once more surrounding the vital strategic airbase at Frunze! Tibet shall be recovered!

My use of Egregious [Insert Language Here] isn't really meant to replace every instance of common greetings and expressions, I use 'bratischka' "Brother" more to do with the military setting of most of it and that its fun to write; when we have an Afghan and a Japanese person working in a irate Georgian's bakery I didn't really think the situation called for it :p (Stalin is actually fairly happier and jollier in this timeline without the stress of being Dear Leader).
 
Aside that the Second World War started?......well...no..
 
The peanuts are media consumers; a major war breaking out is fine for Saturday, maybe Sunday as well, but when the week starts they want to hear some new news. Preferably with a human-interest angle. Surely among the nine of us there must be at least one government with a minister who maybe looked up a skirt he shouldn't have, or someone's ambassador's daughter who ran away on the day of her wedding, or something?
 
Surely among the nine of us there must be at least one government with a minister who maybe looked up a skirt he shouldn't have, or someone's ambassador's daughter who ran away on the day of her wedding, or something?

Perhaps your ministers can mess around in the town after hard days of work, but comitern ministers are gelded well befor submitted to the office just to avoid these sort of scandals...