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Nû ist geschehen, des ich ie bat:
ich bin komen an die stat,
dâ got mennischlîchen trat.

King Theodolf `the Poet`of Lotharingia, after the conquest of Jerusalem and the creation of the Kingdom of Jerusalem.
 
Ramon Berenguer VI, king of aragon,duke of barcelona.
he became king because all his brothers died in cells,
he unchained his father, took his crown, and fell down
his horse in a hunt and died.
 
Richard I of England, he
the Lionheart of old
versed in the art of chivalry
in courage he was bold

He went upon the third crusade
to take the Holy Land
But he failed and was unmade
slain just by an ant
 
And with his sword, he drew a line,
Between the living and the dead.
And from his pocket he drew a note,
Trembling as he read:

Dear God, who loves us still,
To You our lives are rendered.
In freedom's cause, we serve thy will,
Death, but not surrender.
 
Some very nice pieces coming around, especially the poetry.
I'll try something different. I hope its obvious enough =).

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Genius, just, brave and virtuous,
The hero died too early.
He desires his return,
The creator grants his wish.
But there must be balance.
So he became depressed,
Because he was made inbred and incapable.

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The new king of Jerusalem stood tall and proud, watching over his new conquest bathing in the sunlight. Which coloured it red as blood as the day he took it. He came from nothing to here, clearly it was his divine duty to rule.
 
King Sven the First of Denmark did wisely commission painting. King Sven the First of Denmark did wisely commission painting. King Sven the First of Denmark did wisely commission painting.
King Sven was mostly known for his stutter.
 
Quick, Kind, genius, temperate and Brave are the traits you would see,
Because of course the rulers based on me,
real shame that the game makes me two hundred and three
But that there's the rules of this DLC!
 
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Bleddyn, gaze not upon your poor domain
Gaze upon your hearth and fire
A line of blood from then till now
Will guide your ambitious feuds
Lest high blooded fools
Ride roughshod over poor Bleddyn
 
The King took his sister to bed
How quickly the rumors spread
That half his son's traits were purple and red
But when the son came to head
The Kingdom's people all said
"Thank God he wasn't inbred"
 
"Silence boy! Heed my words! Life cares not for your ambitions. Turmoil and calamity will come like great waves and crash upon all that you hold dear. When all is chaos around you, remember your lessons," spoke Jon, Duke of Alnwick to his son.

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200 Characters including spaces?
 
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The King and I

The man was first a soldier, rose through the ranks as commander. Months of successful campaigns saw him a general, the unfortunate death of the king begot him Kingship. With his legendary exploits, upon his death he became like a God.
 
They called him the "Inbreed King". Baudouin V. of Montferrato, King of Jerusalem. Nobody knows why he is inbreed but the reason is simple: His real father is Baudouin the Leper not Wilhelm of Montferrato.
The "Inbreed King" reaches an age of 16 but the suffering goes on: Inbreedy falls in love with his chancellor, Gargamel of Nazareth. During the king feels like flying, Saladin starts his offensive against Jerusalem ...
Please give the pope never this information. Sodomia non delectat.
 
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