Loki100: well It's never the End that counts more the Journey don't you think.
Qorten: Thanks for Tactical Advise Considering what happens in Egypt in this Update unless they ally with the Seleucids they may well be the easier target.
Chapter 2: Is this the Way to Elephants?
(Some time later)
Annoying News Boy: Extra Extra Tylis makes peace with Macedonia for a few coins. Panic said to be spreading among Illyrian Leadership.
King: I need better Information sources. If I don't find out about recent Peace deals until it hits the Newspaper Headlines it may become Problematic.
Advisor: We'll look into securing more lines of Information for you then though this did take us by surprise Slightly.
King: You do that or this whole quest for Elephants may be doomed.
(Some more time later)
Annoying News boy: Extra Extra Barbarian Threat on the Borders building up bad omens seen everywhere Merchants refuse to leave port due to bad omens.
King: This most concerning. These Omens and the barbarians at the Same time.
Advisor: The Barbarians will be dealt with in due course while the People will soon forget about the omens.
King: Well what is some lost trade income anyway we have plenty of money don't we.
Advisor: Of course.
( Some more time later)
King: We're off to see the Elephants,
The Elephants we're going to see,
The Elephants are not far away,
We're going to see them today.
Advisor: Is that that New marching song your working on?
King: You like it.
Advisor: It's o......
Barbarians: There's those gits get up.
King: Oh goodie more fighting unwashed Barbarians.
Barbarians: Hey we wash three times a year I tell you.
(Some time Later and several battles later.)
Random Farmer: Thanks for all this extra land you are giving us This extra land there were far too many people back home. Now even the poorest can have vast estates they can't feasibly farm.
King: Is it just me or is there an error in your logic.
Random Farmer: Maybe there is.
Barbarians: Burn the farmhouses of those trespassing Farmers.
King: I've got to go.
(Some time and several battles later)
Barbarians: We surrender we have no hope of beating you now please spare us.
King: Ok but your slaves now is that clear.
Barbarians: Fine by us I guess.
King: Right to the next Province we can colonise.
Advisor: Wait we can't colonise it yet.
King: Why?
Advisor: There are too few people in the Region the colonists are going from to be able to find enough who may actually want to leave.
King: That May be a problem we'll just have to wait until there are enough people to do it then to can't take too long can it.
(Some time later)
Annoying News Boy: Extra Extra Egypt Defeated Seleucids take Sinai Are they the Heirs to Alexander.
King: This is concerning but not totally disastrous They only took one province and Egypt could bounce back surely.
Advisor: Or the Seleucids could become the Dominant power block in the known world able to easily defeat anyone who comes their way.
King: If that Happen this whole Quest for Elephants could become a lot more difficult.
(Some Time later)
King: With enough people in our capital we can colonise another region.
Advisor: That's true enough.
King: Hey Barbarians, Yeh you lot, You stink and your clothes are Extremely Unflattering.
Barbarians: He insulted Us get the git.
Advisor: There's a lot of them.
King: Yeh maybe a few too many.
Advisor: Are you thinking What I'm thinking.
King: I think So.
Advisor: So we're agreed.
King: Yep RUN FOR IT.
Advisor Just what I was thinking.
(Some Time later)
King: So everything worked out fine didn't it.
Advisor: Only because the Barbarians attacked Tylis to the South Rather than us then Didn't return to Moesi but went to Sugi when forced to flee before going back to Tylis before Disappearing allowing us to claim the Province.
King: Still went well didn't it.
Advisor: I guess so.
(Some time later)
King: I'm great aren't I.
Advisor: You somehow managed to convince a bunch of Barbarians who utterly hate you to settle down and turn a colony into a full Province. Requires some degree of awesomeness.
King: Yeh go me.
Advisor: Though that feet was promptly displayed in the most recent province much quicker than you managed to do it.
King Doh.
(some Time later)
Annoying News Boy: Extra Extra Rebels Government forms against Egyptian Government Rebels rise in Judea and Western Desert clashes reported.
Advisor: This news is out of date the war is a rebels rout. The Original Government has virtually cleared the rebels out of the Western Desert already.
King: Maybe the Seleucids will be hit by a massive civil war at some point.
Advisor: If we are lucky.
(Some Time Later)
Random Macedonian: Hey man we're at war with you now ok.
King: Throw him back over the border for this.
Random Macedonian: Wait so no killing or throwing in Prison.
King: I'm not Stupid that will only make Macedonia Angrier which I'd rather avoid and I need the time to think tactics rather than on how to kill someone.
Advisor: What now we're outnumbered even With the Dacian Army over 2 to 1.
King: We have lots of money so build troops like mad to give us the numbers to face down the Macedonian Army. With our army in the Capital they may decide not to assualt the Border Province fort and so that may give us the Time to build up a massive army to crush them with.
Advisor: That may just work you know.
King: Move out people we need to act fast to stop the Macedonians before it is too late.