The Holy United States Of Katanga
After completing his travels, studying the far flung jungles of India, the young Johnny Africa decided that it was time to go back home. Ever since he found out his true origin and heritage, his biggest dream was to return to his homeland and unite the peoples under one banner. After building a boat out of recycled materials that totally did not harm the environment and were not tested on any animals, he set sail, crossing the Indian Ocean in just 14 days, and landing on the western Katangan shore (He might have had his map upside down. Who knows.). From there he travelled into the bush, talking to the various men who held power. Using his personal charm and stolen Chinese goods, he managed to convince them that he was in fact a prophet, and that they needed to follow him in order to reach salvation and eternal life on the holy grasslands. Soon enough the local peasantry constructed the first palace, into which he promptly moved in, along with his numerous wives, husbands, concubines and domestic animals. Thus the H.U.S.K. were born - a small country now, an empire... well, probably not.
OOC: Huzzah! As you see I've kept it fairly realistic.