I suspect the Sturmkitten from the April issue may have been abducted by the evil Western Imperialists and shaved. I'm alarmed...and am having sleep issues. (although congratulate this Sturmkitten for maintaining his party demeanor after what must have been a humiliating experience)
Also...I got a big chuckle with the shenanigans of the Austrian rascals. I think I'll re-read that section a few more times to assuage my concern over hairless cats. You never fail to deliver AP....can't wait for the May issue.