Bohemia's strategy escapes me...
*smug, looking at the map brought in by a cartographer, whose swearing makes flowers wilt and women blush*
- Those English are stretched too thin. Our superior armies can easily hit them, where they have no real strength to resist us.
*chugs down the first beer barrel*
- Y'know, if we keep this up, our eastern border will be re-e-e-a-ally ugly. Why don't we just round everyone up and send them west... Maybe take a tour of Bavaria.
*next morning, hangover at the mineral water fountain*
- What, the Reds took a few of the empty provinces back and beaten up our luggage attendants? And they offer peace? Give them anything they want, just get back my glove chest!