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skinkyskating

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Just list what this game has taught you

Playing ck2 I learned that a psychopath can become very successful. As Iroslav I was able to unify Novgorod and Kiev by killing my first son with the help of my wife (spymaster).
 
Your oldest son is always a douche, and will stop at nothing to secure his spot as heir.

It's really not necessary to kill off all my sons/daughters and grandkids, Jesus.
 
Your eldest son will find the seven deadly sins to be a checklist.
 
When you conquer England as Harold of Norway or William of Normandy, through out what happened historically (3 months , lol) and go after everrrrryyyyytttthhhhiiinnnngggg :)...

It will probably take about 3 years to do it, but it will make your occupation a whole lot easier.
 
Every King is King Henry VIII.
While some new Kings worked hard at goals like securing a place in heaven, or becoming famous, nearly all the more established Kings passed their time killing spouses. Then remarrying, then killing the spouse again.