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    Quote Originally Posted by Garak View Post
    Haha, nice. Do you know if the first wife died mysteriously?
    She seems to have had an "accident".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emre Yigit View Post
    My dear vassal, Mahaut of Gloucester, recently married a gentleman with whom she appears to have some some passing previous acquaintance; she is his second wife. (I wonder what happened to the first?)
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    I saw this happen once when playing as King of France. I got an event which ended up with Philip buying his wife some kind of trinket, so she became his lover.

    He bought that Queen a necklace. Queens love necklaces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelly Hrdina View Post
    I saw this happen once when playing as King of France. I got an event which ended up with Philip buying his wife some kind of trinket, so she became his lover.

    He bought that Queen a necklace. Queens love necklaces.
    Should see what they do for falcons....

    In all joking aside, a wife in love with you and is a good spymaster is heaven. She will protect you very very well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by takedown47 View Post
    I dont see what's funny about being pope

    That an arbitrary, cynical, deceitful guy who'd lose a debate with a rock was made pope? XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zedwardson View Post
    Should see what they do for falcons....

    In all joking aside, a wife in love with you and is a good spymaster is heaven. She will protect you very very well.
    Good thing my current Duke of Saxony's wife isn't spymaster, then. She hates his guts. Probably has something to do with him fooling around with that Danish princess.

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    Middle of a rebellion, which I swiftly crushed.

    My wife (who is also my niece >.> <.<) imprisons me. The rebellion ends. She installs herself as regent.

    What the Christ, AI? Is this AI a genius or something?

    Using mods, yes, hence why I'm Emperor of Ethiopia.

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    This literally made my jaw drop when I first saw it:



    To give some context, that's not an Aragonese army, that's a single Aragonese army on top of a dozen HRE armies. I was attempting to assassinate the Emperor (to open up a line of succession in Bohemia - didn't work because of his CA laws I realized later) and this was where he was, so I plopped down my spymaster and saw...this. It might be hard to see, but that is 115k troops sitting in one province.

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    Good lord D:
    [22:23:51] <Groogy> Mathrim, give it to me gently
    What Crusader Kings 2 makes you say:
    [19:23:43] <Duke> I just need my damn wife to die
    [19:23:48] <Duke> Then I can invade and take their shit

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    DAFUQ.

    It hasn't bothered to siege the other two provinces!
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    I wonder what those sieged poor bastards are thinking...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaintEsteban View Post
    That an arbitrary, cynical, deceitful guy who'd lose a debate with a rock was made pope? XD
    Hilarius, isn't it?

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    http://steamcommunity.com/id/FEABLCh...755?tab=public


    Shortly thereafter, Rus was formed, and they have been trading spits of land on the Baltic ever since.

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    That an arbitrary, cynical, deceitful guy who'd lose a debate with a rock was made pope? XD
    ahh but the point is hes ambitious, so hes obviously made it to the top some how lol
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    "Great Ally and Friend, We call upon YOU to Honor Your Obligation in a Call to Arms against the King of..."

    "Wait, hold on, stop... We're not allies. We're not friends. We're barely even aquaintances. You don't even have any allies. Why are you in my throne room, rebel?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Panjer View Post
    Hilarius, isn't it?
    t's even better considering there was a real Pope Hilarius

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Hilarius
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    Bit of a mess. I'm king of Ireland and Brittany. This guy who was my regent and tutor declared war on me to put my character's sister on the throne of Brittany... yet he's fighting FOR me against other rebel vassals (all my vassals revolted). The other group of rebel vassals declared war on me after the Brittany group.
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    I saw, I bought, I played

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    Actually, Cordoba just likes to hear Cordoba talk about Cordoba. Cordoba!

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    Well, Dorothea is a pretty name. She can't look that bad.


    ....I say. Is that the er....new fad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NezzeOne View Post
    Well, Dorothea is a pretty name. She can't look that bad.
    The face in the corner is a dead ringer for Dorothea, minus the moustache and the crown. Is there something you don't know about your character?

    Nice Matrix face, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NezzeOne View Post
    Well, Dorothea is a pretty name. She can't look that bad.
    Don't get it.oh well
    [22:23:51] <Groogy> Mathrim, give it to me gently
    What Crusader Kings 2 makes you say:
    [19:23:43] <Duke> I just need my damn wife to die
    [19:23:48] <Duke> Then I can invade and take their shit

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