The Obligatory CK2 Strange Screenshot Thread

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• Apr 16, 2012

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Jypa said:

King Garcia just couldn't produce any sons... :sad:

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That is a boatload of daughters you got there...definitely would have thought you'd at least get one little brat of a son

 

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• Apr 16, 2012

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tnick0225 said:

it took a few minutes for the Pope to realize that the German King is a decent loving Lustful-Hedonistic Catholic

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Sounds like he's more than decent at loving.

 

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• Apr 18, 2012

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Ah, for the sake of love

My dear vassal, Mahaut of Gloucester, recently married a gentleman with whom she appears to have some some passing previous acquaintance; she is his second wife. (I wonder what happened to the first?)

 

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Who are you and why are you of a dark complexion?

 

Emre Yigit

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• Apr 18, 2012

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King of England. My "grandfather" married his son off to the Shiite Caliph's daughter... just for fun.

 

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@ the guy with his 1000 daughters

i once had this issue and it was getting real annoying. i just saved when my wife got pregnant and realoded as often as it was needed to get me a son.
haha

 

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• Apr 19, 2012

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I've noticed the game gets a bit funny if you start marrying off your courtiers to people of other religions.

Here we've got Hermann and Giselbert the crusaders, currently looking for a wife and.... Hey, what the heck? That's right, they got the Crusader trait for fighting in the current crusade... for the other side!

And here we have... hmm... I don't think this lady is really the Caliph...

Finally, one totally unrelated to the other two. A bit of background: this guy in my court died at a young age. Then I get a message saying that his mother, Sviatoslava (also my courtier - this is important), thought he'd been murdered and demanded that I arrest another courtier. I noticed his portrait already had bars on it for some reason, so I clicked on it to see what was going on.

This is from when he was released. Apparently, he'd already been imprisoned by Sviatoslava. My courtier. Who doesn't have a title or any land. Apparently, she just has her own private dungeon in her basement or something. I'm not going over to her place for tea anymore, I can tell you that. :laugh:

 

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• Apr 19, 2012

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My latest 1.05 game has some crazy stuff like:

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594716531717430927/774E031706D3CFE8A10AFA07A100C03F6B028AA6/
Abyssinia surviving for 50+ years.

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594716531717162380/21E6E9B0CC560E9CE055B8C21344AD1F991BDB38/
The King Bishop of France.

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594716531717302519/3022BBC494E9AC211330F06648AC952962DF07D4/
Pope calls for a crusade for Italy against a Cathar Emperor.

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/594716531718034144/CAA3888335FEB1D23FEDA4641DA6332E5C7FDA0B/
England succeeds in the crusade.

 

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• Apr 19, 2012

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Emre Yigit said:

My dear vassal, Mahaut of Gloucester, recently married a gentleman with whom she appears to have some some passing previous acquaintance; she is his second wife. (I wonder what happened to the first?)
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Haha, nice. Do you know if the first wife died mysteriously?

 

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• Apr 20, 2012

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I dont see what's funny about being pope

 

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Not really sure what to think.

 

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• Apr 20, 2012

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Garak said:

Haha, nice. Do you know if the first wife died mysteriously?

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She seems to have had an "accident".

 

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• Apr 20, 2012

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Emre Yigit said:

My dear vassal, Mahaut of Gloucester, recently married a gentleman with whom she appears to have some some passing previous acquaintance; she is his second wife. (I wonder what happened to the first?)
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I saw this happen once when playing as King of France. I got an event which ended up with Philip buying his wife some kind of trinket, so she became his lover.

He bought that Queen a necklace. Queens love necklaces.

 

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• Apr 20, 2012

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Kelly Hrdina said:

I saw this happen once when playing as King of France. I got an event which ended up with Philip buying his wife some kind of trinket, so she became his lover.

He bought that Queen a necklace. Queens love necklaces.

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Should see what they do for falcons....

In all joking aside, a wife in love with you and is a good spymaster is heaven. She will protect you very very well.

 

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• Apr 20, 2012

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takedown47 said:

I dont see what's funny about being pope

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That an arbitrary, cynical, deceitful guy who'd lose a debate with a rock was made pope? XD

 

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• Apr 20, 2012

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Zedwardson said:

Should see what they do for falcons....

In all joking aside, a wife in love with you and is a good spymaster is heaven. She will protect you very very well.

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Good thing my current Duke of Saxony's wife isn't spymaster, then. She hates his guts. Probably has something to do with him fooling around with that Danish princess. :laugh:

 

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Middle of a rebellion, which I swiftly crushed.

My wife (who is also my niece >.> <.<) imprisons me. The rebellion ends. She installs herself as regent.

What the Christ, AI? Is this AI a genius or something?

Using mods, yes, hence why I'm Emperor of Ethiopia.

 

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• Apr 20, 2012

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This literally made my jaw drop when I first saw it:

To give some context, that's not an Aragonese army, that's a single Aragonese army on top of a dozen HRE armies. I was attempting to assassinate the Emperor (to open up a line of succession in Bohemia - didn't work because of his CA laws I realized later) and this was where he was, so I plopped down my spymaster and saw...this. It might be hard to see, but that is 115k troops sitting in one province.

 

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• Apr 20, 2012

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Good lord D:

 

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• Apr 20, 2012

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DAFUQ.

It hasn't bothered to siege the other two provinces!