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    In my first game, playing as Sicily, i had one interesting king, who had some 10 children, including a bastard daughter. When he became old (he was +60 years old), long after i had broken relations with the mistress, i got the message

    "I think Constantia might fancy me", the woman was his own bastard daughter... and i accepted. The worst part was when he had a son with her... who was simultaneously his own grandson O.O

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    Also, this one might be more common, but i still find it funny. When playing as William the conqueror, i married my grandson to an Abyssinian princess, just for the lulz. Due to sheer luck, he became the next king... and his son (Henry) and grandson (Roger) have the portraits of muslim rulers...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valinn View Post


    So, is that her stripper name?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rdffgriffin View Post
    In my first game, playing as Sicily, i had one interesting king, who had some 10 children, including a bastard daughter. When he became old (he was +60 years old), long after i had broken relations with the mistress, i got the message

    "I think Constantia might fancy me", the woman was his own bastard daughter... and i accepted. The worst part was when he had a son with her... who was simultaneously his own grandson O.O

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    Also, this one might be more common, but i still find it funny. When playing as William the conqueror, i married my grandson to an Abyssinian princess, just for the lulz. Due to sheer luck, he became the next king... and his son (Henry) and grandson (Roger) have the portraits of muslim rulers...

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    In my game, I think the past 3 Norwegian kings have had Muslim portraits.

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    The good Duke has 4 wards? hmmmmm

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    The Ilkhanate with a European emperor and its capital in Scotland.

    The story behind this:

    I'm playing as the King of Scotland. I married one of my family members to a princess from the Ilkhanate, and he was the Count of Clydesdale. His Duke revoked his title for some reason though, and because he converted to Islam (must have been his wife that convinced him or something), when he got banished he went to the Ilkhanate. He died, but somehow he ended up with a claim on the Ilkhanate itself (must have been through the princess, either that or the title the old Ilkhanate Caliph gave him). His wife was still in Scotland though, and she was pregnant at the time he got banished, so she gave birth to his son, who I promptly gave back the County of Clydesdale after a war with the Duke there (he tried to claim the Kingdom of Scotland). So, when I went to marry somebody in my family to another Ilkhanate princess, I noticed that I could declare war on the Caliph, and that my family member, the Count of Clydesdale, had a claim - he actually inherited it from his father! I decided to press it, and won the war, so now the Ilkhanate is led by a Scottish-Polish Catholic (he didn't convert unlike his father), and has its capital in Clydesdale.

    LOL

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    Homossexual Hunchback with 5 children.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rdffgriffin View Post

    Also, this one might be more common, but i still find it funny. When playing as William the conqueror, i married my grandson to an Abyssinian princess, just for the lulz. Due to sheer luck, he became the next king... and his son (Henry) and grandson (Roger) have the portraits of muslim rulers...

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    They shall call him... the black prince

    Nothing new but still odd.



    Slightly odder, a 9 year old female cuman hochmeister.


    A methulusian ancestor of the house of lower lorraine.

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    This guy named Welf Welf must have been raised with dogs ... or be the cousin of Wolf Wolf ?
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    7 is a bit young for coming out ...
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    Naming my girl Philip will bring no good to her fertility.
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    96 year old, world record !
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    That female princebishop went and got herself excommunicated.

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    I should add that his father was frankish.(And so was the guardian)

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    Dude's 92 years old and has never made anyone pregnant. I wonder how he managed th...OH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vonyx View Post
    I should add that his father was frankish.(And so was the guardian)
    What about the mother ? Did the guardian change at one point ?


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    Noooo, dont let this important dynasty die out. What shall we do without them ?
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    What happens when you play a multiplayer game with antipopes allowed. One of the Antipopes is the Patriarch of Constantinople through hilarious misadventures involving the King of Sicily and the Byzantine Emperor. One of the Antipopes is also Cathar himself (the one with ----- as a base). The current Pope's predecessor was an Antipope himself.

    The HRE is now Cathar. Most of us are working on converting to Catharism. I think one of the players converted to Lollardy.Protip: prohibit antipopes because they just break everything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aardvark Bellay View Post
    @Paul Drye

    Noooo, dont let this important dynasty die out. What shall we do without them ?
    Have no fear! Heinrich von Rhythm Method is still kicking!

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    My current character in my quest for the Kingdom of Bulgaria. Anyone care to guess why he's incredibly unlucky?


    EDIT: Bigger picture of him-

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    I never knew this name even existed; nonetheless, I present to you...



    The most hilarious and gregarious Pope Hilarius... the second...

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    Now if only you could grant him the title of Court Jester...

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    Is it possible for a pope to be a vassal of anyone? If so, I suppose you could do that.

    Imagine the ignominy of being both a pope and your liege's court jester.

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    Three rather odd things in my current game.



    Glad to see my good vassal Count Fortun is so eager to join the crusade.







    This is why you do not do things like 'give the AI a bunch of landed titles'. It leads to some... Odd occurrences. By the way, his heir is Levantine Shiite, and some of his barons are catholic Italians. So... Hooray for multiculturalism?





    Mongol... Assassins.

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