The Obligatory CK2 Strange Screenshot Thread

Danarca

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• Nov 17, 2012

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Must be a bug lol

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First time I've seen that the accused is actually a heretic

 

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Kansai-kun

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• Nov 18, 2012

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Formosus XVI said:

My previous character, the dwarf Marshal of the Byzantine Empire. The Emperor usually had him recruiting troops in Constantinople, which he was fairly good at. I've been trying to imagine how that looked . . .

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"They call me half a man. What does that make the lot of you?"

 

IVIaarten

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• Nov 18, 2012

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The emperor REALLY wants Lotharingia I guess :S

 

Ninking

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• Nov 18, 2012

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My emperor of Byzantium just couldn't wait till she was 16... We were already properly married when she was 13!

Completely unmodded 1.8 btw!

 

Comm Cody

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• Nov 18, 2012

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Well that is awkward.

 

Danarca

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• Nov 18, 2012

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Huh? How did you manage to marry her?

 

d345f

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• Nov 18, 2012

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Aliens

 

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codeGnave

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• Nov 18, 2012

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Danarca said:

I've been reducing Francia in size systematically, and have finally reached the point where he's not even coloured on the map.
It's frustratingly hard to disintegrate empires...

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This is actually really cool to think about: A once great empire clinging to a few islands of territory surrounded on all sides by greek armies and their turncoat allies. They know the axe will fall in time, but they still cling to hope that reinforcements will arrive, though in their gut they know they will not. France is dead, its bones being picked clean by the greeks at their leisure.

 

Kimberly

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Leviathan07 said:

Hehe... too much intelligence and the kid becomes autistic!!

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Autistic people can be quite intelligent, you know.

 

Dracko81

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• Nov 18, 2012

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Kimberly said:

Autistic people can be quite intelligent, you know.

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I think that was the implication. Too much intelligence causing autism, so autism is the brains way of trying to handle with all that intelligence.

 

FrenkDeTank

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A Mongol inn and steppe got married and raised a desert child.

 

Vinroke

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• Nov 18, 2012

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What.

 

Dracko81

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• Nov 18, 2012

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Which one? :blink:

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/937009251830937097/F406FF055665DD3DD5F55DF45A33F870F0262F21/
http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/937009251830935441/2388496F76E0D0ED91AC9ED46DC7F7FF0E9AC882/

 

Vinroke

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• Nov 18, 2012

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Plus; They're twins. Downside; Their your daughters. Ick.

 

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Zireael

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FrenkAE said:

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A Mongol inn and steppe got married and raised a desert child.

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LOL. Any mods?

 

FrenkDeTank

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• Nov 18, 2012

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Zireael said:

LOL. Any mods?

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None, but I started this game initially in 1.07b, so it might be a bug that's fixed as of 1.08. It could also be the Mongol faces DLC acting weird.

 

NezzeOne

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Dracko81 said:

Which one? :blink:

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/937009251830937097/F406FF055665DD3DD5F55DF45A33F870F0262F21/
http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/937009251830935441/2388496F76E0D0ED91AC9ED46DC7F7FF0E9AC882/

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"Wife! Wife! Can I seduce our twin daughters?!"

 

Held der Arbeit

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• Nov 18, 2012

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I wonder if he realizes the irony of his situation.

 

Silverbow

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• Nov 18, 2012

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So I played a test game of Sunset Invasion, bunkering up on Iceland and living in isolation and watching what would happen. The game itself was fairly uneventful, but it did provide a bunch of funny stuff.

[SUB]What a name. Incidentally, one of my dukes also had 8 children, five white, two black and one Mongol, a result of long years of mixing courtiers in Iceland (it gets boring in icy isolation).[/SUB]

[SUB]Possessed dwarf crusader catholic Mongol khan of Andalusia.[/SUB]

[SUB]Not funny, but I never saw AI actually succeed in forming Britannia before.[/SUB]

[SUB]And lastly, drunk letters on the map.[/SUB]

 

LtStJebus

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FrenkAE said:

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A Mongol inn and steppe got married and raised a desert child.

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I guess the son can say he literally has a Steppe-Mother.