The Obligatory CK2 Strange Screenshot Thread

Yxklyx

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• Nov 5, 2012

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Just kind of funny - been keeping default names and the game seems set on giving me these:

 

SRM

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Go on Crusade as King of Wales, first on the scene after the Pope, against all odds we win and take control of all of De Jure Jerusalem... which the Pope gives to France who showed up in the last week with 5k men that didn't even take part in the fighting.

Sigh, board my ships, start sailing home to continue plotting to conquer Britain when I notice this:

No wonder the Fatimids never bothered to fight us in the Holy Land...

Edit: Erm. And a short time later something else happens. Namely, my son, heir, and Marshal was wounded in an accident while researching military technology and died of an infected wound. By the time my King died and I took over as my grandson I noticed this:

My grandson is engaged to his recently-widowed mother. Who has the Lustful trait.

This game is creepy sometimes.

 

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Rewjeo

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Too bad for her you can't actually marry until she isn't your regent anymore. Pretty interesting character, in any case, that Brigida.

 

generalolaf

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Rozmarzony said:

Part 2:

And dat Ilkhanate rushed by crusade. (again)

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I want to live in the world of your game.

It looks awesome.

 

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@ Kansai-kun: nice

 

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Can't wait until the Mongols meet the Aztecs

 

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Possibly the worst crusade ever? Their only "real" victory was 12,000 vs 10,000.

And the result of sucking at crusades:

 

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Mr. Capiatlist

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Korgus said:

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He just really wants that castle, okay?

 

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I can just imagine him standing outside their walls, screaming at them to surrender or face his might..

 

zeress

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Poor Denmark couldn't afford their mercs anymore

 

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ziamatt

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Korgus said:

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Are you using a mod to get those province names?

 

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I'm using Lux Invicta.

 

General_Grant

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Templar kingdom of Jerusalem, sounds like appropriate stuff for epic alt-history.

 

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Yenzen said:

I can just imagine him standing outside their walls, screaming at them to surrender or face his might..

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"Go away, you old crazy bastard. You're one man against an entire castle!"

"Shut up! I fart in your general direction!"

 

Mods

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General_Grant said:

Templar kingdom of Jerusalem, sounds like appropriate stuff for epic alt-history.

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It sucks that holy orders can't get king titles though

 

Held der Arbeit

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Mods said:

It sucks that holy orders can't get king titles though

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I once became Grandmaster of the Knights Templar while being King of Spain (The Screen is actually in here somewhere). Not sure if that's possible anymore tho

 

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Held der Arbeit said:

I once became Grandmaster of the Knights Templar while being King of Spain (The Screen is actually in here somewhere). Not sure if that's possible anymore tho

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It's still possible, I became grand master of the Hospitallers during my Frisia game.

 

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Mods said:

It sucks that holy orders can't get king titles though

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You can grant them a king title

 

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Not hugely strange, but I did find it funny.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=107033817