The Obligatory CK2 Strange Screenshot Thread

Dartheal

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• Oct 17, 2012

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My last Spymaster got caught stealing tech and got his eyes torn out and I was on my way to replace him when this pop-up came. Thanks, Spymaster No Character, you're a real help!

 

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• Oct 17, 2012

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It went like this , conquered venice and serbia, got alliances all around to fuck up hre, byzantine left me alone, in meantime i married queen of hungary, was lucky there, also i marrried queen of poland was lucky even more then, in the end i married queen of ruthenia killed her left my son to rule ruthenia for a while and then my king died and basicly i got 90% of provinces with marriages i even got one little spot in holland which is seriusly funny. point of this pic is that i got lucky with queens xD oh and golden horde aquired denmark which is uber lol since they didnt set fot on original denmark territory just the territory danes had in finland , and notice france owning scotland

 

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• Oct 17, 2012

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Its Emperor Palpatine!

No, wait, just some measly blind duke's wife. Just blind the whole family, I guess? >.<

 

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• Oct 17, 2012

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Cityinthesea said:

not that strange, really, but it is pretty silly.

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Maybe she's just a very holy satanist?

 

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• Oct 17, 2012

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You know, I forgot to show it, but he is a member of the Doukas family -- and a grandson of the current Byzantine Basileus


Which makes this even sillier than it already is.

 

ZechsMerquise73

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An Empire over a really, really big Kingdom O.O

I just realised that I'm fighting a war right now to take the thrown of that Kingdom. Hilarity is about to ensue.

 

ahog

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• Oct 17, 2012

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View attachment 65652
Well, as long as they don't call in their ally, Pickelhaube (those guys sting), I should be good right?

 

DisgruntledLemming

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• Oct 17, 2012

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ahog said:

View attachment 65652
Well, as long as they don't call in their ally, Pickelhaube (those guys sting), I should be good right?

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You should save the game under 2 differently named files, let them take control in one and continue normally in the other, then see where it goes from there. XD

 

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• Oct 17, 2012

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Explain this:

Really Please Explain what happened. Id like to know why my only living child Who surviuved a bout with smallpox isnt the heir to my realm, not only that, but why my game will magically end upon his death

 

Held der Arbeit

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• Oct 17, 2012

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What a twist!

 

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• Oct 17, 2012

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NezzeOne said:

Even the most pious are subject to Satan, it seems

Out of curiosity, does she have the Possessed trait?

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That is the end for the possessed story line. It's actually really funny.

 

ZechsMerquise73

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• Oct 17, 2012

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RAAAAAGE!!!!!

Could it be...?

HIM!?

 

Last edited: Oct 18, 2012

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This is a save from an mp game so things are expected to be fd but still....

Everything looks normal huh? A good old small jerusalem

How did this even... :blink:

 

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hajutze

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• Oct 18, 2012

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A big vassal of England won the crusade giving him a king title, thus he is no longer a vassal ... how is that strange ?

 

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• Oct 18, 2012

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hajutze said:

A big vassal of England won the crusade giving him a king title, thus he is no longer a vassal ... how is that strange ?

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From what I've seen, this happens when England wins the Crusade, then a vassal wins the Kingdom of England in a faction war.

 

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• Oct 18, 2012

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Happened in a multiplayer game with my buddy. Weird. Didn't know my daughter was out dueling people (or was it battle?)

 

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• Oct 18, 2012

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Okay, yes, I am the King of Nubia, but I had nothing to do with this. In fact, I had to go back and load an autosave just to try and figure out how, exactly, this happened:

The best I can figure is that my wife, the new Duchess of Flanders (Cecilia de Normandie), had a faction dedicated to her weak claim on Flanders. With the current Duke imprisoned by France (what a shocker), the faction had the chance to issue their demand and he actually stepped down. Why she's automatically part of my kingdom is beyond me, as it seems to me that I should have to wait for my son to inherit.

Still, Nubian Flanders. I triple dog dare someone to top that.

 

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Not strange at all, but I've been planing to do this for a looooong while, and finally I got the chance (the joke is what I named her)

 

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• Oct 18, 2012

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panosmel said:

Everything looks normal huh? A good old small jerusalem

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I'm more amazed that Jerusalem exists.

 

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• Oct 18, 2012

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panosmel said:

This is a save from an mp game so things are expected to be fd but still....

Everything looks normal huh? A good old small jerusalem

How did this even... :blink:

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It seems that swords can now rest in their hands, for they built Jerusalem in England's green and pleasant land. And even gave up London for that!