The Obligatory CK2 Strange Screenshot Thread

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• Jul 20, 2012

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Lord Finnish said:

Looking at screenshots of this thread, people sure have a lot of female rulers.

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That's why they are strange screenshots.

What? Did I say something wrong?

 

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• Jul 20, 2012

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In one game, my husband was extremely jealous of my chancellor, and the following would crop up, again and again, and again. I know, my chancellor really liked me, and I appreciated him too, but he was near my father's age and not my type. Nor was he particularly lustful - he had good, honest, christian traits.

In another game (1.05g), I was trying to find a good husband (whom I was planning to then ennoble) for my aunt (I think). This is what I got when I aked for a matrilineal marriage:

The problem was:

Who was he saving himself for, the Empress of Rome?

 

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• Jul 20, 2012

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ok, a couple of pictures from my last game:

I was leading a war for Brittany on behalf of my vassal and kinsman, the count of Penthièvre, whom I had put at the head of my army. During the course of the war, he found nothing better to do than rebel against me. "No problem, I kick his arse and move on to Brittany afterwards" I think. And then I found him in this awkward situation: The count of Penthièvre, still leader of my army although rebelious, besieging his own county...

Angelo, lowborn and heretic, got banished by his liege. Where did he take refuge? Rome. Well done. He was an idiot too.

And last but not least, in the middle of my mighty kingdom, the independent barony of Fuensalida, which survived until 1453.

 

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• Jul 20, 2012

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Well can't blame the nasty old bugger for trying. After the third visit to his daughters bedchambers, they spawned a little bastard girl.... (couldn't help myself, but feel a little nasty too).



I was hoping of a little brat with at least imbecile or inbred trait, but she still ain't showing any signs of it. Little disappointed.

And yes, she was legitimized.

 

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Hmm, since when did the medieval Catholic church invest female bishops??

 

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• Jul 21, 2012

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The Year is 1311. After a successful crusader for Andalusia, I decide to take a look at what's happening over in the east.

1. Hmm. Albert de Lusignan, King of Jerusalem, Syria, Abyssinia and Nubia. Not bad.

2. WOAH, MASSIVE PERSIAN EMPIRE! (+ Golden Horde and Ilkhanate)

3. Massive Persian Catholic Empire with an ethnic Mongol Borjigin ruler.

4. Wait, what?

5. Meet Alfred de Lusignan, heir to Empire of Persia, the Golden Horde and the Ilkhanate.

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• Jul 21, 2012

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Apparently the city and castle decided to switch at some point! Not gamebreaking...but kind of silly. ^^; Gonna have that popup for the rest of the game.

 

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• Jul 21, 2012

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So I was mucking about as the King of Georgia when this happened:

Guess which option I chose...
(By the way ignore the battle happening)


(It was the top one)

 

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• Jul 21, 2012

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Is that like a Islamic option?

 

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• Jul 21, 2012

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Revshawn said:

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Apparently the city and castle decided to switch at some point! Not gamebreaking...but kind of silly. ^^; Gonna have that popup for the rest of the game.

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you have to watch out with getting counties from lord mayors and prince-bishops, if you get the castle in that county everything will be ok again

 

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• Jul 21, 2012

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lgriot said:

What is this Green Empire in Britain, that is a mod, right?

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Yes. Upon realizing that my Basque ruler could not form the Britannian Empire, I built myself a modded Empire instead.

 

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• Jul 21, 2012

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Serazahr said:

Is that like a Islamic option?

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I don't know, I thought that it was just a bad way to pronounce Satan, like as if you have a really bad Lisp.

 

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• Jul 21, 2012

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It's arabic for Satan (take it from an arab)

 

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• Jul 21, 2012

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Fraticelli. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means...

 

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:O
He betrays the only true faith of the Fraticelli!
Kill him and his family! God wills it!

 

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• Jul 21, 2012

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Not as strange as some others, but still amusing... I present to you a Wali-Emir of Genoa. Apparently he was a randomly generated Italian character, and by virtue of Muslim presence on the peninsula he generated as a Muslim.
Needless to say, his lands were coveted by many. HRE finished him off after I took Genoa for myself.

 

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• Jul 21, 2012

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Well, it's finally happened.

Shahansha Alfred I de Lusignan of The Persian Empire, The Golden Horde and The Ilkhanate.

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• Jul 21, 2012

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If that doesn't collapse immediately, you've got to post an update on that massive Persia sometime in the future.

 

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• Jul 21, 2012

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Oh man, I just accidentily deleted the picture on imgur while cleaning it out.

 

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