The Obligatory CK2 Strange Screenshot Thread

Harle

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• Feb 21, 2012

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DoomBunny said:

Wait, he fell asleep in the Lord?

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I tried to leave it only loosely implied, but you went there. You totally went there.

 

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• Feb 22, 2012

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Glazer said:

Sarcastic or what?
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Well, he does have high diplomacy.

 

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• Feb 22, 2012

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Can Al-Andalus into France??

 

Rob de Hard

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• Feb 22, 2012

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Byzantines had their Manzikert moment early on in my latest game. They got destroyed and half the princeps were captured by the turks, including the emperor. Was pretty funny seeing the Empire implode shortly afterward, even though the turks hardly managed any substantive territorial gains.

 

Nis Baggesen

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• Feb 22, 2012

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Reconcilliation said:

We Aragon now




Gettin' a gal preggers with -1000% fertility. Heck yeah.

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It just says your wife is pregnant. It doesn't say you had anything to do with it.

 

volcanopele

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• Feb 22, 2012

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tamius23 said:

I wish there were more soldiers like him.

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I never knew Chuck Norris was born in the early 15th Century...

 

Tacit_Exit

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• Feb 22, 2012

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The event where a 'Noble distinguishes himself in battle' and joins your court should 100% fire after battles like that (and he should have awesome Martial stats).

 

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Princess Eudokia "The Lesbian" of Byzantine Empire

 

Dutchling

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• Feb 22, 2012

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Minchandre

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• Feb 22, 2012

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Dutchling said:

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Marrying your own great-granddaughter. That's pretty badass.

I mean, genetically speaking, as long as the rest of the tree is outbred, as it seems to be, it's completely fine.

But fuck. Marrying your own great granddaughter. Very impressive.

 

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• Feb 22, 2012

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So that's where Africa is...

 

Ampersand

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• Feb 22, 2012

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The longer you look the more you question reality.

 

Gauge

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• Feb 22, 2012

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I have an event where a court member worshiped me and wanted me to teach him to be like me. The answer was

"I could teach you, but I would have to charge", wish I took a screenshot. I told my wife downstairs, she laughs and I started singing, "My broadsword brings all the squires to the yard and their like..."

 

Kannon

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• Feb 22, 2012

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Jakius

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• Feb 23, 2012

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i don't think I will ever be able to top this

 

Rhion

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• Feb 23, 2012

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I don't know why...but I found this event really creepy...

 

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• Feb 23, 2012

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I was just minding my own business, putting down a rebellious relative in a remote province, watching the Rus troops walk by as my siege wears on... and I noticed the colour of the neighbouring Rus provinces changes. I zoom out to take a look... oh crap.

 

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Rhion said:

I don't know why...but I found this event really creepy...

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Wow, that was one prestigious kitty.

 

Comrade Chaos

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• Feb 23, 2012

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Salt said:

Wow, that was one prestigious kitty.

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Reminds me of 'Hey Arnold!', but I doubt anyone here knows that show...

 

Davisx3m

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• Feb 23, 2012

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Comrade Chaos said:

Reminds me of 'Hey Arnold!', but I doubt anyone here knows that show...

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You just reminded me of it! Thx