The Obligatory CK2 Strange Screenshot Thread

VI Imre

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Thats my emperor riding there

 

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Ok.
Errr.

Now look, can I have my daughter back please? Wtf.

 

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Waringham said:

It can get worse and even more weird than that:

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That keeping it in the family.

 

Danarca

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VI Imre said:

Thats my emperor riding there

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Army of Kaiser Friedrich III

I'm my own damn army!

 

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Danarca said:

Army of Kaiser Friedrich III

I'm my own damn army!

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More like Kaiser Chuck Norris I, amirite? :glare:

 

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VI Imre said:

Thats my emperor riding there

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Well, with 25 martial and a pretty damn good disguise, I'd say he's ready to take on the Holy Land!

 

VI Imre

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Yes, he is strong and genius as well. I guess he grew up on steroids. (EDIT: and his brother is weak and ugly )

The previous Kaiser was his great-grand father. His father tought him L4 martial also. Now I'm holy war -> assassinate -> holy war -ing to the Holy Land .

 

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I don't understand why they fight each other. They are all from the same county, the bishop and the mayor are vassals of the count. They have a common ennemy, maybe they are practicing ?

Edit : I misread, "Duchy" instead of "City". The duke against the count. But it's funny to see the same coat of arms on both sides.

 

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Bishops, mayors and barons can actually revolt against their count, and even against the king

 

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Pope Alfonsina I. Basically the underaged female bastard child of a baroness of Tusculum...

http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?591032-Pope-Alfonsina-I

 

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Just one more guy!

 

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This guy has to be the worst mayor ever. Cant remember the 3rd one. But lunatic, combined with possessed, combined with ambitious.

 

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Hey, he has positive stats, so I'm sure there are worse.

 

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I don't know how uncommon this is or what the requirements for it are, but its definitely the coolest title I've gotten so far:

 

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nick_the_ironside = {
allow = {
ruled_years = 15
prestige = 50
OR = {
trait = brave
trait = strong
}
NOT = {
trait = weak
}
}
chance = {
factor = 2
modifier = {
factor = 2.0
NOT = { age = 20 }
}
}
}

 

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I stared at this notice for about 30 seconds, because I was sure I read it wrong.

"The Golden Horde Converts"
http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/486625530976080040/9A4EFF0670073382F2F6FB0AA39EBC7D8CDC56C2/

So now there's a massive Catholic Empire spanning all the way to the Easternmost edge of the map.
http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/486625530976136223/FFABA4876FCE6CB300C983E544316CD1DBA68B9B/
http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/486625530976139556/C8D43A32002EB7A16C55231AF0F0545095E2B3E7/

 

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Salt said:

I don't know how uncommon this is or what the requirements for it are, but its definitely the coolest title I've gotten so far:

(Ironside pic)

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Back when I was playing the Count of Cremona in the hacked demo, the HRE fought constant civil wars for decades and earned himself that nickname. I almost felt sorry when the crown was finally wrested from him, well into his fifties or sixties.

 

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Xihu said:

Well, with 25 martial and a pretty damn good disguise, I'd say he's ready to take on the Holy Land!

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Stuffing a horse down his pants must've been quite a feat!

Sunfighter said:

This guy has to be the worst mayor ever. Cant remember the 3rd one. But lunatic, combined with possessed, combined with ambitious.

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Still, not Rome level of insane. The horror I spotted in a forum next door - http://www.gog.com/en/forum/general/crusader_kings_ii/post9

 

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Salt said:

I don't know how uncommon this is or what the requirements for it are, but its definitely the coolest title I've gotten so far:

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I see it every single game I play... in most mp games, atleast 1 get the title, I have actually seen alot of the titles, not all but alot...
All from, "The Blessed" to "The Dragon"

 

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Easiest conquest of England ever. My cathar Queen of Wales had a claim...and by some freak chance, imprisoned the crown prince during a minor skirmish. So...declared war on England, gave the old king a quick stab and won without any battles.

 

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