The Obligatory CK2 Strange Screenshot Thread

SaintEsteban

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• Apr 29, 2012

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Sleight of Hand said:

That's what we like to see.

The first time I've actually killed him in battle.

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1073, but hey... take what you can get.

 

Mr. Stuka

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• Apr 29, 2012

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now THAT's a crusade.

 

Raaritsgozilla

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• Apr 29, 2012

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That is alot of crusaders

 

Fipse

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• Apr 29, 2012

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TheKaspa said:

Well, I'd suggest to assassinate him. It would make you feel better to destroy the family as a Stark.

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The Starks would never do such a dishonorable thing!

 

Selenimar

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• Apr 29, 2012

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Mr. Stuka said:

now THAT's a crusade.

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Damn, that's almost at bad as tourists.

 

Closet Skeleton

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• Apr 30, 2012

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Not really strange but it still screws with my head.

Trinacria has assimilated the duchy of sicily, allowing Apulia to create the kingdom while Hungary and Croatia joined together and then split up and are now writhing together like some kind of monster.

 

Vlasta

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• May 1, 2012

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That's what I call a Tough soldier. Syphillitic, infirm, wounded, incapable, and still leading troops to battle.

[URL=http://s1212.photobucket.com/albums/cc452/Vlasta5/?action=view&current=terminator.jpg][/URL]

 

Sleight of Hand

retired modder

On Probation

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• May 1, 2012

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:rofl: If only he was an inbred hunchback dwarf to cap it off.

 

CivandEUIII

A Frowny... Biscuit?

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• May 2, 2012

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Vlasta said:

That's what I call a Tough soldier. Syphillitic, infirm, wounded, incapable, and still leading troops to battle.

http://[URL=http://s1212.photobucke...s/cc452/Vlasta5/th_terminator.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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Speaking of the Syphilic trait, I had a bishop die from it yesterday in a Bohemia playthrough...

 

Pyriel

Libertarian Super Villain

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• May 2, 2012

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Vlasta said:

That's what I call a Tough soldier. Syphillitic, infirm, wounded, incapable, and still leading troops to battle.

[URL=http://s1212.photobucket.com/albums/cc452/Vlasta5/?action=view¤t=terminator.jpg][/URL]

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Sorta "I may have to be rolled into battle on a wheelbarrel, have red blisters around my private areas, this gaping wound in my stomach.. My speech is jumbled.. but hot damn! No one is going to prevent me from killing a few englishmen!"

 

SolSara

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• May 2, 2012

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Pyriel said:

Sorta "I may have to be rolled into battle on a wheelbarrel, have red blisters around my private areas, this gaping wound in my stomach.. My speech is jumbled.. but hot damn! No one is going to prevent me from killing a few englishmen!"

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Reminded me of Terry Pratchett's The Silver Horde and Ghenghiz Cohen

 

Cetan

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• May 4, 2012

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Being around the wife of the leader of the Seljuk Turks makes me feel "less stressed"...

implications

 

Ducksox

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Feb 18, 2011

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• May 4, 2012

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Nothing big here, just a Druze Shia Caliphate, next to a Papacy which has nommed up the majority of the Kingdom of Jerusalem's de jure lands.

 

StrangeState

Corporal

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• May 5, 2012

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Friend's game, Vanilla 1.05e:

 

Sleight of Hand

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• May 5, 2012

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This is about as close as I could get to matching William's victory.

Imprisoned on Christmas Eve, the day he crowned himself historically I think.

 

TarEldamir

Manly Man

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• May 5, 2012

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Spoiler

Happily drinking with minors.

 

unmerged(264270)

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Sleight of Hand

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It seems the gods favor a West Saxon restoration down south -- I invaded England via Eadgar's claim assuming it would be a suicide campaign as I could only afford two small mercenary companies and Scotland has a huge manpower disadvantage anyway.

But then, two battles in...

So that's automatically a 100% warscore.

 

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• May 5, 2012

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StrangeState said:

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How the hell the Eucumenical Patriarchy get that big?

 

Zaltys

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• May 6, 2012

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The Devil of Holy Roman Empire.

Seventeen years old. ...I gotta wonder what he did to earn that nickname so fast.