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    Aliteration for the win.
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    But..but...You're not a shia....(The joys where your court imam is a diffrent religion than you and your vassals.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by themunck View Post

    But..but...You're not a shia....(The joys where your court imam is a diffrent religion than you and your vassals.)
    Once I didn't realize my Imam had gone heretic and he was on a mission to convert populace, I dismiss the popup without noticing it said *insert heresy name which I don't remember here* and I promptly put him to work on another province he turned 3 provinces into heresy before I realized...EPIC FACEPALM

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    Quote Originally Posted by tnick0225 View Post
    This made me laugh in my current game



    I know how it happened but seeing two Capuas well is just priceless.
    I do not have the screenshot, but what about county of Perm, Duchy of Perm, and Kingdom of Perm?
    If Chuck Norris decides to build a castle in a county with all its slots filled up he will create an extra slot.

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    Now that's just silly.




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    I've seen that happen twice now. Byzantines are fighting one or two holy wars, holding their ground. Then the fully-prepared-waited-for-5-years Fatimids launch an invasion of Greece - and they're powerless to stop it.

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    The funny thing is that they got their warscore very quicly: I remember seeing them with 33% WS with only Athens. And the Byzzies were only fighting some rebellious duchies and had already regained ground over the Seljuks (this was a 1071 start to play with Roussel de Ballieul).

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    In my fisrt game Egypt (no longer Fatimid) was up to Poland, and was able to brush off two crusades easily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tamius23 View Post
    It was.
    And then it made my day.
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    They're fighting for one muslim county. The battle has been raging back and forth for years by now. Every time, Genoa (now controlling a large swathe of Italy) and the HRE land 20-60k troops and lose at least half to attrition. I suspect the death count has exceeded 100k.

    And now I'm just waiting for them to be done, so I can take it.

    Edit: France decided to join the fray.

    Last edited by Yenzen; 06-08-2012 at 00:13.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muxecoid View Post
    I do not have the screenshot, but what about county of Perm, Duchy of Perm, and Kingdom of Perm?
    Haha if they're all indy at the same time as these two Capua's were, that would indeed be a silly screen shot. Guess what happened is the Count of Capua revolted against the Spartennos Doux of Capua and that's how we ended up with these two apparently indy Capuas. It made my day especially when Matilda declared war against one and no one really knew where to go.

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    Godfrey is a player. Only 10 years old and he's got the ladies eating out of his hand.

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    LOL, the kids making an advance on the priest by the look of the screenshot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jorlaan View Post
    LOL, the kids making an advance on the priest by the look of the screenshot.
    LOL. I don't even remember whose head that was in the options. Maybe young Godfrey's guardian? I think it might have been a random vassal who was at the feast -- I think his opinion of Godfrey changed depending on which option I picked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamTBunny View Post


    Godfrey is a player. Only 10 years old and he's got the ladies eating out of his hand.
    Damn must be good to be a kid emperor.

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    He is most likely being schooled by the priest in the pic. This event defines whether you get Lustful trait or not if I recall correctly. The guardian has the final word on the choice.
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    Man, how old is he? I find the "tumble" option to be greatly disturbing.

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    maybe his still so young that tumble means tumble and aren't a euphemism

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