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    Nothing really wrong with this considering he rode out to meet me in battle, but I just love the fact that I have captured the Pope.
    He started a war with me over a hunk of Italy. I fought ONE battle with him & his mercs, captured both himself and the guy whose claim he was pressing. WINNING!

    I find it hilarious that if I execute him, I only lose 10 piety. Hehe!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fipse View Post
    So...i created the House Stark as the king of Sweden. Stark like in the books "A Song of Ice and Fire". I drove the catholic people away and established the norse religion again. Suddenly i noticed the name of the house of one of my Jarls

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    Fans of the books should notice a similarity to one of the houses. I wont ever go on a wedding
    Well, I'd suggest to assassinate him. It would make you feel better to destroy the family as a Stark.
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    We've already had a half dozen of these, but still:



    Someone's very, ahem, 'mature' for his age.

    Damn that's a bit hard to see, I should start saving these manually as .bmps or something.

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    Here's a treat from a friend of mine -- it doesn't count as heresy if it's the only game in town, right?

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    Well... one House went "en quenouille" real fast.

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    I used to be a King of England like you. Then I took an arrow in the eye...

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    It's funny when the direct Capetians die out, which is remarkably easy in 1066 as the only members are three or four minors.
    Yeah, well... sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleight of Hand View Post
    It's funny when the direct Capetians die out, which is remarkably easy in 1066 as the only members are three or four minors.
    And their mother, the wife of the duke of Flanders, but she's barren by the 1066 start.

    EDIT: Also, yes, it is 3 minors. Philippe, Emma and Hugues. And since the AI almost never marries matrilineally, there's a good chance they die out very quickly. Especially in a William the Bastard game where the French claim on your throne dies with them...

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    Capturing a 23 year old enemy during a holy war, throwing him into an oubliette a year later when he begged for mercy and three rulers later I get a message that he finally dies at the strong age of 90.

    (Image below is larger than I expected. Right click, view image. Sorted )



    Edit 1: Unsure if it was really him thrown in the oubliette, I'll load up a previous save and check if it is. If so, I'll edit this once more.
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    That's what we like to see.



    The first time I've actually killed him in battle.
    Yeah, well... sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleight of Hand View Post
    That's what we like to see.

    The first time I've actually killed him in battle.
    1073, but hey... take what you can get.

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    now THAT's a crusade.

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    That is alot of crusaders
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheKaspa View Post
    Well, I'd suggest to assassinate him. It would make you feel better to destroy the family as a Stark.
    The Starks would never do such a dishonorable thing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Stuka View Post
    now THAT's a crusade.
    Damn, that's almost at bad as tourists.

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    Not really strange but it still screws with my head.



    Trinacria has assimilated the duchy of sicily, allowing Apulia to create the kingdom while Hungary and Croatia joined together and then split up and are now writhing together like some kind of monster.

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    That's what I call a Tough soldier. Syphillitic, infirm, wounded, incapable, and still leading troops to battle.


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    If only he was an inbred hunchback dwarf to cap it off.
    Yeah, well... sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vlasta View Post
    That's what I call a Tough soldier. Syphillitic, infirm, wounded, incapable, and still leading troops to battle.

    Speaking of the Syphilic trait, I had a bishop die from it yesterday in a Bohemia playthrough...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vlasta View Post
    That's what I call a Tough soldier. Syphillitic, infirm, wounded, incapable, and still leading troops to battle.

    Sorta "I may have to be rolled into battle on a wheelbarrel, have red blisters around my private areas, this gaping wound in my stomach.. My speech is jumbled.. but hot damn! No one is going to prevent me from killing a few englishmen!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyriel View Post
    Sorta "I may have to be rolled into battle on a wheelbarrel, have red blisters around my private areas, this gaping wound in my stomach.. My speech is jumbled.. but hot damn! No one is going to prevent me from killing a few englishmen!"
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