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His Imperial holyness of the imperial Japanese people, was sighted during this period inspecting the new Tuba's to play music at his next Birthday, tomorrow
The Emperor voiced little satisfaction regarding the tuba's but encouraged the brave and strong Japanese people to continue making presents and bigger and better Tuba's in ever growing numbers.. saying that the only way to force the Americans to celebrate his Imperial birthday is by making sure they can hear the music all the way across the sea!
on other accounts around the mighty Japanese Empire, While the IJN is making increasing number of celebration tours around the pacific, trying to spread the imperial message of the emperors birthday to the Americans meaning alot of ships sailing around Guam, Honolulu and other American outposts in the Pacific, the message will come out Says the Imperial ministry to his Emperor.
However while the Imperial Japanese Navy is working hard to spread the message through peacefull means of playing the Tuba's in the seas neighbouring the American bases, the Japanese army however, busy in China trying to educate the poor Chinese people to value the Emperors birthday as the true miracle that it is.. some mislead Chinese have been lead astray and even taken up arms against his Imperial Holyness.. But the vast majority of the Japanese army is pretty much on leave.. taking a well deserved break from all the spreading the message on foot..
Soldiers from the Imperial Extremely mobile Division on leave in Tokyo, clearly so exhausted from their efforts in china that they just cant be bothered to stand up anymore..
In other news, new statements from the Emperor and his Ministry has announced that they inted to spread the Imperial influence into India and Indonesia.. desirering to root out the European influence on Asian culture.. that all of Asia in reality belongs under the Emperor of Japan, who is truly hurt by the lack of appriciation from the Indian people and the rest of Asia for that matter.
This new Poster shows the Japanese intent to liberate the Asian world from european dominance!
This is Imperial News Network Signing off and saying ->
- Long Live the Dear Emperor -
Basicly nothing happend for japan..^^