You know you've played EU3 too much when...

**Narestel** · 30-01-2012 18:54

You know you've played EU3 too much when you go back to your apartment after a hard working day, observe your neighbor's doormat...

... And think it's time to finish off Ferrara!!

P.S.: IIRC, there was a thread with this title, but I can't manage to find it now. In case it's still alive over there, please, kindly merge both threads.

**bengrimm** · 30-01-2012 19:01

lol ^^

**SamStarrett** · 30-01-2012 23:31

You know you've played EU3 too much when...

You have to stop yourself from calling today's China "Ming" out loud.

**Stolen Rutters** · 30-01-2012 23:36

You know you've played EU3 too much when...

Your girlfriend starts complaining that you haven't given her a hug in over an hour.

**Emperor Hans** · 31-01-2012 00:01

Originally Posted by Stolen Rutters

You know you've played EU3 too much when...

Your girlfriend starts complaining that you haven't given her a hug in over an hour.

Girlfriend starts complaining that you compare the size of your empire to your reproductive organ and to either give her sexytime or go play monopoly together.*

Too bad I'm too lazy to find the "True story" image.

**Siralus** · 31-01-2012 00:30

You know you've played EU3 too much when you plot your route to work not by whatever is fastest, but by whatever will cause the least attrition.

**simon chatfield** · 31-01-2012 00:40

you know you havent played the game enough if you still have a girlfriend.....

**Errante** · 31-01-2012 01:31

You know you've played EU3 too much when you start a game with a german OPM and quit at 1450 with four provinces since it's become too easy.

**generalolaf** · 31-01-2012 02:57

You know you've played EU3 too much when you try to declare war on your siblings when they come into your room on the basis of, you claim, "Reconquest".

**MercKnight** · 31-01-2012 05:47

You know you've played EU3 too much when you ride the bus and only notice the streets named "Normandy, Granada, Orleans, Burgundy".

**Ryasyr** · 31-01-2012 05:50

You know you have been playing to much of Eu3 when you're like me and have logged hour 4001 on it.......

**smellymummy** · 31-01-2012 06:08

love these topics keep it up!

**A380YURY** · 31-01-2012 06:13

Let me try...
You know you've played EU3 too much when you try to claim the throne of your wife's father right after the marriage

**I8Strudel** · 31-01-2012 07:33

Originally Posted by A380YURY

Let me try...
You know you've played EU3 too much when you try to claim the throne of your wife's father right after the marriage

You earned the Casus Belli "Personal Union" on the nation "Father-In-Law's House"!

Now to try it myself...

You know you've played EU3 too much if you see a comet in the night's sky and think "Ah crap another stability hit!

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**diceyy** · 31-01-2012 07:44

You didn't pick don't look at the sky?. For shame.

**gunsbeerfreedom** · 31-01-2012 07:48

You've played too much EU3 when your are wary of large groups of french people.

**generalolaf** · 31-01-2012 07:52

You know you've played too much EU3 when you talk to an overweight Frenchman and inadvertently call him the "Big Blue Blob".

**I8Strudel** · 31-01-2012 07:54

Originally Posted by gunsbeerfreedom

You've played too much EU3 when your are wary of large groups of french people...

...splitting off into their own seperate countries after the next war with Spain + England

**rustic** · 31-01-2012 08:40

You know you have played too much EU3 when you think that you should save your money instead of buying another glass of beer/wine, but then start considering moving the treasury slider so you will do until payday. Minting can, after all, be useful in the short run.

**gameofthrones** · 31-01-2012 09:47

You know when you have played too much EU3 when:

You have perfect knowledge of the political map of the world in 1399, but your knowledge of what happens after 1500 is skewered by the fact you think that the Byzabtium ruled half the known world.

You refuse to believe that Japan formed.

You laugh at the idea that Manchu could take Ming without annexing smaller nations first. It's just a lie, gotta be...

You can hear the music in your sleep.

You think that Austria is a powerful nation.

When the Lord of the Rings is not the first thing you think of when you hear he word "Aragon" .

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