[Insert comment I find funny or insightful but might offend others.]
'It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.' -Jerry Seinfeld
'Chuck Norris would not look BA in a pince-nez. But Theodore Roosevelt does. That tells you something Teddy, doesn't it?' -Motivational Poster
'In any moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing.' -Theodore Roosevelt