Chapter IV - ...But It Sure Is Hard Enough
We start in summer 1364 with bad news - the Ziyyanids of northern Africa have conquered Rhodes and thrown out the Knights Hospitaller. Another Christian stronghold has fallen to the Muslim dogs.
We finally manage to fob off the last of the "couldn't care less" brigade and are instantly called into Siena and Modena's war against our ally Milan. Fortunately, just eleven days later, the war is called off on both fronts.
After severe economic reforms, a talented merchant arrives in the capital and is quickly recruited to be our most skilled adviser yet. He will allow us to mint less and develop microscopic amounts of research more than we would otherwise.
The Jalayrids finish kicking the ever-loving crap out of their co-religionists, this time Haasa and Mentese, and leave the field open for us. Unfortunately, the Ottomans spring to their defence, so to speak, by including both of them in their sphere of influence.
Armenia calls for our help against the Mamluks and their African allies. This is another war we cannot afford and it is not helping our prestige at all!
Cretan revolutionaries arise, presumably preferring Venetian rule to ours, but they are swiftly put down two weeks later with extreme prejudice.
The Ottomans circulate a gripping new set of scrolls -
The Spy Who Came In From The Turks - and as a result, Candari nationalists rise up in revolt in our newly Greek-themed province of Sinopi.
The Turkish spy thrillers are doing so well that the Ottomans try again and Molokan heretics rise up in Macedonia, though quite what Russian milk-drinkers are doing in Byzantium is anyone's business!
In September 1365, our land technology increases to the amazing level of five and, later that month, England annexes Connacht. I think that my home country is doing better than we are!
At the end of the year, Armenia is forced to cede their middle province to the Mamluks and they are left alone once again. If we were capable of kicking Muslim arse, we would most certainly be doing so!
Four months later, we run into the always popular destabilising influences when Ioannes attempts to centralise greater power under his control. This just about sums up his rule - grabbing for greater power leads to unforeseen circumstances and we are weaker for it, at least in the short term.
Fortunately, three months later, our trade knowledge increases and we restabilise after the hasty centralisation of the spring.
I don't remember declaring war on the Moroccans or they on me, but here we are anyway. Quite why I went into the AAR business with my memory for irrelevant details, I'll never know! Ah, yes! For some bizarre reason, Morocco ends up at war with Moldavia. Ioannes promptly marches his troops through Bulgaria to raise the Arab sieges and keep them out of Eastern Europe. He doesn't want Muslims on
both sides of the Black Sea!
We're not too proud to grab the money and run, even if we do like to pretend to patron the arts as any true emperor should. It's a good sum of money, but disappointingly small somehow.
After sporadic fighting on both sides of the Black Sea nonetheless, we come out pretty successfully for a change. This is why carpet-sieging a country with only a couple of thousand men per province is a bad idea, folks!
We accept white peace from Morocco in May 1367 and the Ottomans, never letting an opportunity go to waste, declare war on us just five weeks later. They have more troops, better technology and better leaders. This is going to be painful...
We ally once more with Armenia and Trebizond. We are unlikely to be able to help them militarily, but we say yes anyway in the vain hope that they will be able to help us instead.
After two years of bloody fighting and the Ottomans besieging our capital no less, they agree to a white peace. Ioannes, never able to do anything in moderation, promptly dies off eight months later at the tender age of 38, having been on the throne for three-quarters of his life. His son, Thomas, is just eleven years and a half years old and thus a regency council is formed to take care of his interests whilst he finishes growing up.
Ioannes V Menoitios
(b. 18.06.1332, r. 15.06.1341 - 22.03.1370)
Ιωαννης το πέμπτο Μενοιτιος
Autocrat and Emperor of the Romans
Strategos-Autokrator of Konstantinoupolis