Infamy
Toco Nur ran through the halls of Mohammad Khan's palace, sweating. He ran as fast and a furious as he ever had, his year on his school's track team (whatever that was) giving him the push to do it. As he rounded a corner, he saw the king handing a scroll to a diplomat. (of course, this was an afghan diplomat, meaning he was a illiterate peasant)
"This is a declaration of war to the foreign "country" known as Khiva. After you deliver it, expect to be shot. But don't worry, you're expendable," the king said, and the diplomat started running in the general direction of Khiva.
"STOP HIM!" Toco Nur yelled at the top of his lungs. Mohammad immediately shot the man dead. Of course, there were about three dozen men in the room named Mohammad, so roughly thirty-six bullets entered his body.
"Why did I just shoot him?" the king asked.
"INFAMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-*hack* *cough* *heavy panting*" Toco Nur replied.
"It doesn't sound to bad."
"My King, it's a measure of your countries belligerence."
"What!"
"Yes, if we get to much of it we'll be invaded."
"No, I meant what does belligerence mean?"
"No idea. But the main problem is that if we get to much of it we'll be invaded by the British and the Russians."
"You mean the foreigners with more guns? Why would they invade us?"
"Well historically Afghanistan holds a key position between Persia and China, and is the main road for such trade. Also, our position in between the Russian and British sphere's of influence, meaning if one annexed the country they could curb the others expansionism. They have loads of reasons to invade."
"So those are the reasons why?"
"No, we'd of annexed to many countries that they planned to annex themselves."
"And so they would annex us for that offense?"
"No, they would say how naughty we were and tell us not to do it again."
"That doesn't make much sense."
"Well just blame Sweden."
"So we can't invade anyone else?"
"No not for..." Toco Nur checked his watch, which of course was not on his arm, as they had yet to be invented. "A really long time."
"Well, what can we do in the meantime?"
"Not much. This will really slow down the pacing of the AAR."
Suddenly a loud crash sounded from outside. "Oh my Allah the fourth wall!" the king yelled before rushing outside to inspect the damage...