King Arthur II Holidays Competition!

**dannie** · 23-12-2011 10:19

It might sound shocking, but even Fomorians celebrate Christmas. What do you think they will give King Arthur as a gift this year? The funniest answer will win a copy of King Arthur II: The Role-playing War-game upon release. Submit your answer in this thread before Jan 1st to have a chance to win the game.

Happy Holidays!

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**Lancillotto97** · 23-12-2011 10:45

Sincerely I think the Formorians are just a little stingy xD If they will send a leaf it's enough

**MrKeep** · 23-12-2011 10:55

Hmmm, I think there was a great musician who heard the echoes of the coming Fomorian return some years ago. She wrote a song, that many of you surely know:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMYm1LL-E5Y

"We've been rambling all the night
and sometime of this day
Now returning back again
we bring a garland gay."

And if that song was inspired (maybe unknowingly) by the Fomorians, my bet is that they will give a beautiful garland to King Arthur as a gift!

**frostyvamp** · 23-12-2011 11:07

If they could, they should gift him a Time Machine, implying that they could exist, and then we could enter our answer before Dec 1st .. "Submit your answer in this thread before Dec 1st to have a chance to win the game."

**KomodoWaran** · 23-12-2011 11:20

Originally Posted by dannie

Submit your answer in this thread before Dec 1st to have a chance to win the game.

Disregard the timestamp, I'm posting this on the 23rd of November via wormhole.

And the answer is:

Cabbage soup. It's good for you.

**Lord Finga** · 23-12-2011 12:18

Some Formorians argueing about what to gift Arthur: "As we are known to be very close to nature we may gift Arthur some of the finest vine of Ireland for him to drink out of his best crystal - wait, we don't have vineyards here in Ireland? Are you sure? Damn! Well, then... I bet one may also drink some fresh warm (not to forget healthy!^^) goat milk out of the holy grail. Inappropriate, you say?

Then what about a wooden massive yacht? Who wouldn't want a massive yacht?"

**blacksmith** · 23-12-2011 17:45

A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."

The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east."

The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."

The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes"

Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."

**Mukashi** · 23-12-2011 23:00

A copy of the Spamalot soundtrack, together with a means to play it and an admonition to never go into musical theatre.

(Yes, that is Tim Curry as King Arthur.

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**jorian** · 24-12-2011 04:26

Submit your answer in this thread before Dec 1st to have a chance to win the game.

A time machine!

He should have a choice between a car, a police box, and a phone booth.

**Marc Deflin** · 24-12-2011 09:50

A pot, so they could cook him inside

(offered by a cook with a nice giant wood spoon would be even better lol

)

**Cenkris** · 24-12-2011 11:45

Another Excalibur cuz he can dual wield now.

**Squid3d** · 27-12-2011 20:37

Surely Formorians can only gift Arthur with one present: +1 alignment shift to the Old Faith.

Xmas, new fangled christian mumbo jumbo. winter solstice for the win (for thye winne ?)

**Zadrob** · 28-12-2011 23:05

A Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch of course ! But because Christmas ins't much about killing rabbits they should offer him a "Ni !" T-shirt or a travel ticket to the castle of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh too.

**dark22** · 29-12-2011 14:37

They will give him Lancelot shank goulash and Lady Guinevere's heart on a platter for a nice Round Table Christmas feast.

**Maupertuis** · 31-12-2011 15:42

Slaine's head and the treasures of the Earth Goddess : the Cauldron of Blood, the Silver Sword of the Moon, the Flaming Spear of the Sun and the Stone of Destiny.

No, I don't think so as Fomorians have always been unlucky with Slaine, and that's an understatement.

Balor and Fomorians will therefore capture Slaine's dwarf, Ukko, and offer him to Arthur. A poisoned chalice. Such a vile, lecherous and mischievous dwarf can only bring misfortune to Arthur's court.
And he will make a perfect jester for the King !