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The Kingdom of Khorasan broke away from the Timurids in 1449. Lead by Babur-Ibn-Baysunkur Timurid,(Dramatic Music) they hoped for a day when they needed a Causus beli to rape and pillage as they pleased. But of course, this angered the Timurids, because now they couldn’t annoy Georgia anymore.
Babur-Ibn-Baysunker's royal portrait
On the first day of his rule, Allah spoke to Babur and sent him on a holy quest to improve relations with Delhi. And so that he did.
But then he got bored and attacked the Green guys to the east whose names I forgot.
And then word of Babur’s heroic conquests reached other parts of the Islamic world, so Najd allied with him. Because he was awesome like that.
Oman also wanted to have some of Babur’s contact-awesomeness, so they also allied with him.
But then, in early 1450, the Timurids got jealous of Babur’s popularity, so they totally besieged Gharchi….umm….one of Khorasan’s provinces.
But they were soon crushed by Bay-Bay’s vast armies. It is said that afterwards, Ulugh Beg Timurid wept for seven days and seven nights. Babur laughed at this.
By March 1451, Khorasan and her allies were in a stalemate, (or rather had to wait 800 days for colonists to arrive [0.o])
But this soon changed when they took Fars from the green guys in June of 1451.
And colonists FINALY made it to Dashyloot and Fars.
Then, on the Timurid front, Ulugh was mad again and tried to take Khorasan’s capital, Khorasan.
But just as before, Baysunker’s grand army quashed the Timurid threat, killing 2266 of them, and only losing 4193 in the process. Wait, what?
And so ends the first chapter. Now put down this book and wipe!