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    EDIT: Or wait. If it was intended I apologize profoundly and will enjoy the update twice

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    Awesome updates! It's nice to come back from vacation to well written ROBO-humor.

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    I was so waiting for that robot to call humans "meatbags". Slightly dissapointed. good update nonetheless.

    P.S. I wonder if Dan's actions lead to Liege conquering France...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anjwalker View Post
    Haha. I like the new bartender much more, to be honest XD
    I'll tell you a secret -- I killed off Bill because I was tired of coming up with new sobriquets for him every update.

    Quote Originally Posted by Malurous View Post
    Possibly my favorite update, simply hilarious! I enjoyed the earlier Robo-Commentator bits as well, gotta love his "character"! Quite creative for a robot as well, finding all these excuses for murderous behavior in spite of his programming.
    Something also has to be said for his programmers who keep leaving such obvious loopholes in.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rendap View Post
    Genius! Brilliant! Wonderfull!

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    Thanks for the update!

    Quote Originally Posted by CivandEUIII View Post
    EDIT: Or wait. If it was intended I apologize profoundly and will enjoy the update twice
    I didn't see your initial comment, so I'll just move on.

    Quote Originally Posted by Omen View Post
    Awesome updates! It's nice to come back from vacation to well written ROBO-humor.
    Welcome back!

    Quote Originally Posted by Prince of Savoy View Post
    I was so waiting for that robot to call humans "meatbags". Slightly dissapointed. good update nonetheless.

    P.S. I wonder if Dan's actions lead to Liege conquering France...
    I hadn't thought of that... wouldn't that be a hoot?

    Trust me, we'll see plenty more of Rob in the last few updates. I'm slowly devising an end game scenario that will lead in to the sequel (eventually).
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    Bill! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    Oh man, that is sad, well, i hope somenoe blasts that robot!
    Tough he is insane, and..."Challenge Accepted"; i see what u did here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duke of Britain View Post
    Bill! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    Oh man, that is sad, well, i hope somenoe blasts that robot!
    Tough he is insane, and..."Challenge Accepted"; i see what u did here
    I had no idea that anybody liked Bill. I don't even like Bill. I always thought he was a one-trick pony that eventually even forgot that one trick.

    Blame the RAAAGGGE!! threads; I'm addicted to them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avindian View Post
    I had no idea that anybody liked Bill. I don't even like Bill. I always thought he was a one-trick pony that eventually even forgot that one trick.

    Blame the RAAAGGGE!! threads; I'm addicted to them
    I never liked Bill, i just wanted a reason to hate that robot

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    Quote Originally Posted by blsteen View Post
    New bartender...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duke of Britain View Post
    I never liked Bill, i just wanted a reason to hate that robot
    It's your funeral. Perhaps literally, if Rob hears about it.
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    Rest in peace, Bill . Your swindling, self-serving ways will surely be missed... mostly because Robo-Bartender won't be any better .

    Honestly, after that huge war, I'm a little disappointed that you didn't get more out of Liege. But that's why you don't raise a bohemian Bohemian army, I guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrQwerty View Post
    Rest in peace, Bill . Your swindling, self-serving ways will surely be missed... mostly because Robo-Bartender won't be any better .

    Honestly, after that huge war, I'm a little disappointed that you didn't get more out of Liege. But that's why you don't raise a bohemian Bohemian army, I guess.
    Something that kind of gets lost in the comedy is the actual gameplay; in this case, my extremely low stability and high infamy. That's why I released Brandenburg (stupid Unlawful Territory). Plus, with Milan bailing so quickly, I would have needed to use virtually my entire army to beat them.
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    I was assuming you had infamy problems, but a cool update anyway. I wonder what else you can manage with Bohemia in the next update - this has proven to be the duo's best run. Just shows you, Chaos is better at world conquest than Daniel - who'd thought it? :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anjwalker View Post
    I was assuming you had infamy problems, but a cool update anyway. I wonder what else you can manage with Bohemia in the next update - this has proven to be the duo's best run. Just shows you, Chaos is better at world conquest than Daniel - who'd thought it? :P
    Yes, a real surprise, that one

    I'd like to update tonight (if I have the energy), but it'll most likely be tomorrow. At the end of this update, we'll only have 50 years left!
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    Finally! I have finally finished reading this and caught up !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sakura_F View Post
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    admit it - you killed off bill-with-a-slightly-tarnished-reputation because you could not create more epithets for him
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    i'll tell you a secret -- i killed off bill because i was tired of coming up with new sobriquets for him every update.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avindian View Post
    You don't happen to play a steel drum, do you?
    No, I'm not enough Bohemian for that. Not that Bohemian, the other Bohemian.
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