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    Beta Testing & Sweden

    So, I just signed up for beta testing yesterday.

    In an entirely unrelated action, I instantaneously became obsessed with how awesome Sweden is. Wow. Sweden. Land of Cheese w/ holes. You may realize that it's on the Scandinavian Peninsula, what you may not realize is that it's completely awesome.

    I know, due to my newfound love of Sweden and the Swedes, home of awesome chocolate and also meatballs, that when I get my hands on this game, the first thing I'm going to do is take over the world under House Oxenstirna. What a family.

    I know that my newfound love of Sweden and the Swedish people & culture will not at all impact me receiving a beta test key. But, just in case, I'll be checking my email every twenty seconds until my fingers hurt.

    Thanks Paradox for making such a mouth-watering strategy game!

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    The Swiss or the Swedes? The Swiss come from Switzerland.

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    You may call them Swedes though, which kinda sound like sweets.
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    ..quick edit quick quick cut snip cut edit..

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    And I'm sure the chocolate and cheese with holes are from Switzerland too, rather than Sweden.

    They have a lot of fish in Sweden, which is nice if you like fish. I like fish.

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    We don't have any fancy cheese or chocolate here and I doubt the Oxenstierna family will be in the game but otherwise the sucking up was quite good.

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    Ah Sweden. Katatonia, Roxette, tall generically attractive people.

    One day... one day.

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    Denmark or Norway will be my picking im half each and i like to relive the history of my country hehe
    And either way sweden will suffer from my wrath and become a subject to my sword & board
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    Sweden has nice chocolate. But I don't think it can compare to Swiss chocolate...
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    Swedish chocolate is okay. A little bit different than what we have in Finland. Nothing compared to Swiss chocolate though.

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    We have cheese with holes in them too, but then again, who doesn't.

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    Sweden will be much better with Danish rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cjh1481 View Post
    So, I just signed up for beta testing yesterday.

    In an entirely unrelated action, I instantaneously became obsessed with how awesome Sweden is. Wow. Sweden. Land of Cheese w/ holes. You may realize that it's on the Scandinavian Peninsula, what you may not realize is that it's completely awesome.

    I know, due to my newfound love of Sweden and the Swedes, home of awesome chocolate and also meatballs, that when I get my hands on this game, the first thing I'm going to do is take over the world under House Oxenstirna. What a family.

    I know that my newfound love of Sweden and the Swedish people & culture will not at all impact me receiving a beta test key. But, just in case, I'll be checking my email every twenty seconds until my fingers hurt.

    Thanks Paradox for making such a mouth-watering strategy game!
    How dare you think of this before me?

    Er, I mean. Sweden. Awesome country. Especially their game developers.

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    They have great neighbouring countries.

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    Regarding Swedish cheese - the taste is in the holes.
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    That cheese, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galle View Post
    How dare you think of this before me?

    Er, I mean. Sweden. Awesome country. Especially their game developers.
    Did you notice that too? I thought I was the only one!

    Sweden has awesome developers, no doubt, but there's one in particular. Cannot remember the exact name..."Iaradox Pnteractive" perhaps?

    Nevertheless, they make the best games in all of Sweden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kluska View Post
    Did you notice that too? I thought I was the only one!

    Sweden has awesome developers, no doubt, but there's one in particular. Cannot remember the exact name..."Iaradox Pnteractive" perhaps?

    Nevertheless, they make the best games in all of the world.
    there, fixed that typo for you ;D
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    Quote Originally Posted by A_Dane View Post
    there, fixed that typo for you ;D
    Ah! How so fittingly appropriate. I thank you for making the truth even more truthful! ;D

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    Sweden! Hottest bikini team in the world (wasn't that in an old PC Gamer mag?)

    Awesome developer AND hot women. Who else is moving?! :P

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