((Cabinet position? No? well I guess I'll twiddle my thumbs in Rio Negro for awhile))
Bautista: "Another year, another election. Thank fate, our citizens, and pure dumb luck for getting us past yet another bloody civil war. But, I have overstayed my welcome! I must take my leave of Santiago so that I may head for Rio Negro, where I have been elected to govern for the next 5 years. I love my nation and would do anything to serve her but 5 long years in this backwater will undoubtedly get boring... maybe before I go back to Rio Negro I could indulge myself in a little vacation, no? In fact, I'll bring along my bravest fighters and closest comrades as a token of my thanks for their service during the civil war. But where to go.... hmm...."
Soldier #1: "Comrade, I hear Antofogasta has just opened up a new casino! It truly is a wonder to behold!"
Bautista: "Meh... I was thinking we would just take a trek through Patagonia"
Soldier #2: "But Bautista, the casino in Antofagosta even has a three story water slide!"
Bautista: "Well why didn't you say so? Let's go! Pack your six-shooters though mi amigos, you never know where danger may rear its ugly head..."
Bautista: "Another year, another election. Thank fate, our citizens, and pure dumb luck for getting us past yet another bloody civil war. But, I have overstayed my welcome! I must take my leave of Santiago so that I may head for Rio Negro, where I have been elected to govern for the next 5 years. I love my nation and would do anything to serve her but 5 long years in this backwater will undoubtedly get boring... maybe before I go back to Rio Negro I could indulge myself in a little vacation, no? In fact, I'll bring along my bravest fighters and closest comrades as a token of my thanks for their service during the civil war. But where to go.... hmm...."
Soldier #1: "Comrade, I hear Antofogasta has just opened up a new casino! It truly is a wonder to behold!"
Bautista: "Meh... I was thinking we would just take a trek through Patagonia"
Soldier #2: "But Bautista, the casino in Antofagosta even has a three story water slide!"
Bautista: "Well why didn't you say so? Let's go! Pack your six-shooters though mi amigos, you never know where danger may rear its ugly head..."