Now this is a strange sight to see. Not one, but TWO (2!) Fusazanes have been born to Yoshi MkII, which is quite odd if you ask me. I don't know why the Lord of Isshiki did this, but I have a feeling he is following in his father's footsteps with the whole Japarrazi issue. He even substituted the paintings of his young boys for the stock paintings we keep lying around the castle. The lengths he goes to in order to keep everyone away from those hounds (the Japarrazi) is astonishing.
You may be wondering what is so important about Nose. Well I'll tell you. As a young boy Yoshi and the Temple of Doom had his nose taken from him every day by his father, Yoshi and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. He publicly stated before his assembled vassals that no longer would anyone have
his nose.
Yes, the Tsutsui clan is indeed at war with the So clan. And that is the only war they are involved in. Even I, the son of heaven has no idea what is going on here. Hey! What the devil is this!?
*A cloud of smoke explodes behind the Emperor*
I am of age now, and I will be narrating this AAR! screamed Yoshi: The Dark Yoshi.
Hrmph, not if I can do anything about it. You have won this time, but I'll soon be narrating this almost readerless AAR. You can count on it!
Now, where were we? I am Yoshi: Yoshi Harder and this courtier business has been going on long enough.
As the fearless leader of this clan, I will declare war on the Uesugi juggernaut in the morning. During my sleep, the battle plans will come to me like they did against the Rokkaku and the Hosokawa. Good Night!
Author's Note: Yes, he really did die that fast after coming of age. Thankfully he had a nice underage son to take the realm into his hands :mellow:.
No one mourned Yoshi: Yoshi and Robin's death, as he was considered a poor ruler after the guiding hand of his regent was removed from policy. Another plus is that now I, the Son of Heaven may now tell this tale to you once more, with another 15+ years of freedom before the next ruler tries to rob me of my rightful place.
Here you can see that the Isshiki clan has invaded the far inferior Hatakeyama clan, I, as regent ordered this so that we may solidify our southern and eastern flanks. The plan is very simple: we swarm into their lands with 3000+ men per province, while a main army consisting of my personal retinue and some strong levies roams the region, eliminating any Hatakeyama field armies.
This was the result of poor generalship, as a 2000 man strong enemy army managed to defeat over 3000 men in man to man battle. This resulted in a temporary lifting of the southern campaign's sieges. Needless to say, they were begun again and the commanding officers in that battle were ordered to commit seppuku at once.
The war with the Hatakeyama was largely uneventful, and here you can see the end of the conflict being wrapped up by our powerful armies.
Now the Isshiki clan is more powerful than ever. But there is a large problem with our current holdings. We hold two enclaves, one in the north and one that borders Shikoku. I shall make the clan bide their time and continue economic growth, but only until an opportunity presents itself, as is inevitable in this great time of warfare.
The ordering of a new swordsmith as well as a new horsebreeder signals the dawn of a new era. Our retinues will now fight better than our levies, for a mere cost of 500 gold coins that have a hole in the middle. Once completed, I plan on adding spearmakers and bowyers to my realm. After that is finished, I will order a new set of 4 Ret. Infantry and 4 Ret. Cavalry, bringing the total to 4000 hatamoto.
Here I have been invited on behalf on the young leader to join in a plot against the Uesugi clan by some insignificant clan on the east coast of Honshu. The plot strength ratio is way too low for this to be feasible, not to mention I can't invite people into the plot on my own. I immediately leave the plot on behalf of our young lord. But we still somewhere to expand to. Clans in Japan are like sharks: they keep moving or they die.
After a lot of hard work, the plan for our next push is drawn up. Kono is to be attacked in three waves. The first two will cut off the mainland possessions from Shikoku, while the third force will drive ahead and cut off the small island from Shikoku, forcing Kono to either assault us amphibiously or lose their Honshu kori. This plan revolves around our local numerical superiority, which will be ensured thanks to Kono fighting another war with Ouchi. Let the games begin!
As you can see, Kono has been outmaneuvered diplomatically. Due to a tragic fire, a painting of Shimazu clan joining in the war against the tyrannical Kono has been lost to time (missed that screenie
). The initial fights were won with ease and we settled down for some long sieges.
It was only later that i noticed this:
With our blatant numerical superiority we pushed hard against the Kono, but we were beaten to most of their provinces by the Shimazu and the Ouchi. We have two strongholds on Shikoku, but they are surrounded by the Ouchi clan.
Oh Great. Another one came of age. I'll try to delay the inevitable for as long as possible. Then I'll what happened to the last one will hopefully happened to this one. At least he is honest. Seems like a good enough guy to me.
Author's Note:
The victory seems hollow. Strangely enough we will have to fight the Kyushu clans for control Shikoku. After that is finished we will fight the Kyushu clans for control of Kyushu
Here is a map of Japan after we have settled down. I am still fearful of Uesugi, but Yamana also poses a large threat, they have that huge bulge in the middle of my territory :sad:. I now ask you, the reader(s) what I should do first.
- Take down Ouchi
- Destroy Shimazu
- Annihilate Toki
- Sneak attack Uesugi (Plots!)
- Steamroll Yamana
Until we meet again, dear quite possibly non-existent readers!