All this nonsense going on and I'm not really a part of it. What's become of me?
*stares at hands in horror*
*stares at hands in horror*
- No longer you will have to feel depressed because you do not know who to vote
- Less car accidents because of political campaign billboards
- Large surplus in the budget due to actions like nationalizing private enterprises, abolishing parties and confiscating the property of the anti-regime scum
- And many more!
Truth.Everyonepleasedontvote RobertoMancini. Heisarubbishfootball manager and willmakearubbish elderman.
FEWER! NOT LESS!
For this abominable mutilation of the English language:
Unvote Esemesas, Vote Athalcor
(I think this makes me the most real life-like candidate here)
Everyonepleasedontvote RobertoMancini. Heisarubbishfootball manager and willmakearubbish elderman.
DONT VOTE ROBERTO MANCINI
Tanks.
:rofl:Except that you are merely a benevolent AI on the mainframes at IKEA HQ.
I promise everything to everyone.
Without any intention to actually uphold my promise.
(I think this makes me the most real life-like candidate here)
Except that you are merely a benevolent AI on the mainframes at IKEA HQ.
Oh gawd a Man City fanSheik Man City Oil Baron, Shotgun Diplomacy Way
Unvote AOK.11
Vote Athalcor
I will give you a powerful position in my administration.
Like janitor or something. Something really big. Don't bail on me.
Besides, if you want to be the new AOK, you need to first get me elected and then assassinate me and take over.
BREAD AND CIRCUSES FOR ALL! AND NOOB EXECUTIONS FOR THE KIDS!
Edit: Lem, you can be my vice president. Until I have you euthanized.
Oh gawd a Man City fan
/me plans to lynch ASAP
Lemeard is the Janitor I'll have you know!