Werewolf CXII: Refugees

[Vainglory]

All this nonsense going on and I'm not really a part of it. What's become of me?

*stares at hands in horror*

[Napoleon XIX]

• No longer you will have to feel depressed because you do not know who to vote
• Less car accidents because of political campaign billboards
• Large surplus in the budget due to actions like nationalizing private enterprises, abolishing parties and confiscating the property of the anti-regime scum
• And many more!

FEWER! NOT LESS!

For this abominable mutilation of the English language:

Unvote Esemesas, Vote Athalcor

[Lemeard]

Everyonepleasedontvote RobertoMancini. Heisarubbishfootball manager and willmakearubbish elderman.

Truth.

[Lemeard]

I promise everything to everyone.

Without any intention to actually uphold my promise.

(I think this makes me the most real life-like candidate here)

[Athalcor]

FEWER! NOT LESS!

For this abominable mutilation of the English language:

Unvote Esemesas, Vote Athalcor

I am the Colonel, and above grammar.

E: Are you aware that this is not a lynch vote ?

[walrus]

(I think this makes me the most real life-like candidate here)

Except that you are merely a benevolent AI on the mainframes at IKEA HQ.

[Vainglory]

I am the Colonel, and above grammar.

Bravo.

[Adamus]

Everyonepleasedontvote RobertoMancini. Heisarubbishfootball manager and willmakearubbish elderman.

DONT VOTE ROBERTO MANCINI

Tanks.

why'I'orter!

Anyway dont listen to this blatent united fan,

unvote the lowly aok.11

Vote Roberto Mancini (Adamus)

You know you want to.. Think about filling up your volvo for 50p (64c) a liter... Looks at lemeard.

[Vainglory]

AOK.11 - 8 - AVN, Eternaly_Lost, AOK.11, jacob-Lundgren, trespoe, Kingepyon, Trinitrotoluen, TheExecuter
Lemeard - 7 - esemesas, Rendap, Lemeard, XenomorphII, Capt. Kiwi, jonti-h, EUROO7
Athalcor - 4 - Athalcor, Davisx3m, Napoleon XIX, Vainglory
Lord_D - 3 - Lord_D, Rockingluke, OrangeYoshi
Kaetje - 3 - Rysz, Paendrag, Kaetje
jonti-h - 3 - sbr, snoopdogg, Walrus
tamius23 - 2 - tamius23, Boris ze Spider
esemesas - 1 - Comm Cody
jacob-Lundgren - 1 - Najs
humancalculator - 1 - humancalculator
Cakravati - 1 - Cakravati
OrangeYoshi - 1 - Sedracus
Boris ze Spider - 1 - Bagricula
Najs - 1 - Randakar
Adamus - 1 - Adamus

not voted - 4 - joebethegreat, Slinky, the_hdk, theFreeman

A count of the votes, based on the last official one.

[Vainglory]

Unvote AOK.11
Vote Athalcor

[Lemeard]

Except that you are merely a benevolent AI on the mainframes at IKEA HQ.

[Rockingluke]

I see that everyone is trying to cause a tie...

Hence

unvote lord_d

vote Athalcor

[snoopdogg]

Unvote jonti. Vote Lemeard.

[jonti-h]

I promise everything to everyone.

Without any intention to actually uphold my promise.

(I think this makes me the most real life-like candidate here)

You are David Cameron and I claim my £5

[jonti-h]

Except that you are merely a benevolent AI on the mainframes at IKEA HQ.

Lemeard? Benevolent? Since when???
He's the AI that steals all the allen keys!!

[jonti-h]

Sheik Man City Oil Baron, Shotgun Diplomacy Way

Oh gawd a Man City fan

/me plans to lynch ASAP

[AOK. 11]

Unvote AOK.11
Vote Athalcor

I will give you a powerful position in my administration.

Like janitor or something. Something really big. Don't bail on me.

Besides, if you want to be the new AOK, you need to first get me elected and then assassinate me and take over.

BREAD AND CIRCUSES FOR ALL! AND NOOB EXECUTIONS FOR THE KIDS!

Edit: Lem, you can be my vice president. Until I have you euthanized.

[jonti-h]

I will give you a powerful position in my administration.

Like janitor or something. Something really big. Don't bail on me.

Besides, if you want to be the new AOK, you need to first get me elected and then assassinate me and take over.

BREAD AND CIRCUSES FOR ALL! AND NOOB EXECUTIONS FOR THE KIDS!

Edit: Lem, you can be my vice president. Until I have you euthanized.

Lemeard is the Janitor I'll have you know!

[Cakravarti]

Oh gawd a Man City fan

/me plans to lynch ASAP

Iconcurwith thismansreasoning. WhileIstillremember mytimeatthe clubfondly, RobertoMancinibehaved unprofessionallyand thereforeheshould belynched.

[AOK. 11]

Lemeard is the Janitor I'll have you know!

I will make you Reichschancellor of EUROpe once we conquer it.

All I ask in return is your vote.