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    You Can Call Me Al - An Alexandria Peace of God AAR



    Hi all! You may be wondering "Hey VagabondvonLMG, I though you were doing a MunstAAR! Why have you forsaken it?! I shall burn you, fool!" And that's a valid point. But I'm taking a break from it. A person such as myself yerns for ACTION! and....CONFLICT! And....CLEVERLY NAMED AARS!

    So I shall be playing as the Orthodox(?) Kingdom of Alexandria; a perfect position to beat up on some crippled Muslim nations! Ha ha!

    This does not mean that I'm abandoning "This Time It's For Real", I'm just ignoring it for now....like a boring in-law.

    I hope you enjoy it!

    BTW, If you didn't know, I'm playing on the Misc Mod .77DW by Brainmeat at https://sites.google.com/site/miscmods/download
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    Hmmm, interesting.

    I know what your next goal should be as Ireland, Irish ALexandria!

    Or in true CK1 fashion, Egyptian Ireland.
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    CHAPTER I: CLEANSING THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

    Intoduction
    Alexandria, Alexandria, 1399

    Well here we are. The only Orthodox kingdom that is'nt in Greece or Russia. We're surrounded by dying Muslim sultanates, and powerful Catholic kingdoms. What I'm going to do is take Tripoli and the Mamlukes. Then I'll move on to the Arabian peninsula and the Mediterranean Islands.



    First we ally with our crusader-buddies, Jerusalem.



    Then I declare war on the Mamlukes almost imediatley.



    And with them having only 1,000 islamic troops to my 4,000 eastern, we destroy them....hard. Then they beg for mercy....



    And in the traditional fashion, we anex them.



    And so falls the mighty Mamluke Empire. Where many empires end with a bang, the Mamlukes end with an old man's shart.

    Our Empire in all it's glory.



    Ok. Here's my new AAR. Hope you enjoy.

    Will you be my bodyguard on the next....

    YOU CAN CALL ME AL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stratagyfan101 View Post
    Hmmm, interesting.

    I know what your next goal should be as Ireland, Irish ALexandria!

    Or in true CK1 fashion, Egyptian Ireland.
    I wanna play CK so bad. But sadly I have Windows 7
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    CHAPTER I: CLEANSING OUR NEIGHBOURHOOD

    Episode 1
    Alexandria, Alexandria, 1400

    So, after we mad the Mamlukes turn into....uh....into....whatever, we have a pretty pretty empire.

    But one day, one of my slave farmers stumbled upon a place called Dongolia,



    Or Dongola, whatever. Any way, NEW COLONY!

    And then a wheat farmer found a place called....

    Beiber!



    Or Berber, I don't care!

    And then some Mamajamas rebelled....



    But just as their pathetic ancestors, BOOM!



    And then Dongolia became a colony....



    And then the Ram Jams rebelled again.



    When will they learn?

    Oh and latter I got in a war with the Byzantines, but I got White Peace.

    You can call me Betty on the next....

    YOU CAN CALL ME AL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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    CHAPTER I: CLEANSING OUR NEIGHBOURHOOD

    Episode 2
    Alexandria, Alexandria, 1403

    Alexandria, Alexandria, Alexandria, Alexandria, Alexandria. You are awesome! On a scale of 1 to 10, you are a bajillion, Alexanderia!

    Sorry about that, Alexandria is really helping me improve my morale.

    Let's get back in the game!

    Things are going all....



    OMFG

    Well, we might as well see how Munster's doing....



    ....

    Well, Crete is independent, and it was also a historic province of Alexandria, so let's try to diplo-anex 'em



    Small steps.

    I would like to point out Beiber's main trade items....



    !!!!lulz

    But then....



    Those Creteans!!!

    Silly *Black Betties....



    *You see, The song "Black Betty" was made by the band "Ram Jam", and I called the Mamlukes "Ram Jams" in the last update. Just wanted to avoid any silly misunderstandings in the future....

    Akward situation avioded on....

    YOU CAN CALL ME AL!!!!!!!!1
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    CHAPTER I: CLEANSING THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

    Episode 3
    Alexandria, Alexandria, 1406

    There's a big update comin' y'alls way!

    Wow! There must be a whole colony patch behind all my slave traders' houses 'cause they keep bringin' 'um to me by the basket-full!





    Oh....they found me Ethiopia....how....uh....nice....



    Well, at least Dewb-Ali-ShaSha has been colonized!



    Oh, how nice! My slave plantations are expanding to my colonies!



    Yay! A new queen!



    And Buttanne was colonized!



    Next: The Alexandrian Crusade of Trippoli!

    Well, this war was so pointless that all I needed to post was the after effect: full annexation and Algiers getting mad at me. Oh, and a curvy new label!



    Munster Update!



    Oh. I mean....Portugese Ireland....update.


    Good News! National Idea choosin' time!



    YOU CAN CALL ME AL!!!!!!!!1
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