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You are back, and this time it's for real?

I see what you did there, my astute friend....

And as for it being real now, yes. Although after a bit of unphoto'd adventures for about 30 years in game, the empire has grown. I noticed that my AAR is a bit dry when it comes to content, so when I continue, I'll try to entertain y'alls more.

Now, as for my empire's Viagra-esque growth....

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Is that a space station? No it's too big for that, must be a moon... NO THATS NO MOON THAT VAGABONDEARTH. All your Colonies are belong to Vagabond now :laugh:. Nice to see the Emperor of Eire back.
 
cuz errybody know's ima motha******* Munster...

sorry...but I had to. forgive me.

You sir, are the finest bard in the land!

Is that a space station? No it's too big for that, must be a moon... NO THATS NO MOON THAT VAGABONDEARTH. All your Colonies are belong to Vagabond now :laugh:. Nice to see the Emperor of Eire back.

It's good to be back, governer. I fear I may not be on for much longer due to Skyrim coming out in a week ;(
 
CHAPTER V: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I555U5wGns OR FOR THE MORE SENSITIVE VIEWER, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuX28N2ckk0

EPISODE 11
Late 1500’s (lol)

In 30 years, the Evil but still cool Irish Colonial Empire (EBSCIR), (Irish: Olc ach fós fionnuar na hÉireann Colonial Impireacht [OAFFNhCI]) has accomplished much. Its borders stretched from Greenland to Canada, from Canada to New England, From New Eng….you get the picture.

First off, my shiny new South American colonies; there is an unsightly gap between Panama and Venezuela.

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Ewwwwwwww

And then Catholic Jesus decided that I would be DotF.

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Pretty cool.

Second [off], there’s the English dilemma. They are terrible neighbors. Such loud tea parties….
(I’ll let the captions speak for themselves)

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Nasty, huh?

Also, I forgot to inform you all’s that 40 years ago, Ireland became a Noble Republic. So…..

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And also, of course, Conscription FTW :)

And now a look at the home front….

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For all of you sad that Scotland is a two province minor, know that they brought it upon themselves by becoming Protestant, and breaking our alliance, AND THEN attacking England.

OH NO

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Damn injuns….

OH NO

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Damn French….

HA! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!!!????

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That’ll teach ‘um.

Okay, so now that that’s out of the way, here’s a look at my planned conquests.

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Along with a hilarious misspelling of “Hawaii,” but who cares? No one lives there anyway.

I’d also like to point out this. I have been in a war with the Incas through the Danes for a full 13 years without firing a shot! Thanks for the war taxes!

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I’m back in the saddle again on….

THIS TIME, IT’S FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
No chars sept Vagabond necessary. You sir are both the greatest author and fictional character the world has ever seen. And can't wait for the update.

That was....heart warming....*tear*

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*New update comming soon. Photobucket sucks ;(
 
It's your AAR, write it the way you feel best suits you. My AAR isn't full of fancy fancifullness either! 'Soak the earth in blood on a regular basis' is my play style. Roleplay... I do that with my wife sometimes, that's it.

LOL. I like it! I shall contine with my current style. I hope the adims don't see this as an interactive AAR....
 
CHAPTER VI: Ireland: Master of the World
Episode 12
1571

Okay, so I don’t know how to do the intro for this one, but….here it goes….

First, I accidentally gave white peace to the Incas….cool.

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And then the natives decided to rise

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Mr. Natives Risin’

And then something awesome happened….

THE GREAT IRISH CONQUEST ON THE EVIL, BABY-KILLING AZTEC, SAVAGE HORDES

Okay, so since I totally WHIPED the Zapotecs, and took some shiny New Mexican provinces, I was left unsatisfied. And then one of my beautiful, intelligent, settlers discovered Mexico. Pretty weed. So then of course I decided to call a crusade on them because they were a HUGE threat to the Catholic faith; and not because I wanted more Mexican territory (lol.)

So here’s how it went….

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Nice. Just as the Mamlukes in my Alexandria AAR, the ‘mighty’ Aztecs fall like a cat’s excrement in a litter box. Cool

And I also sent colonists to Guyana to make my borders more purdy.

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And then something ELSE awesome happens!

THE EPIC IRISH CALL TO ARMS BY PORTUGAL AGAINST ALGIERS FOR THE WIN

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This was also for my Mexican provinces :)

This war was pretty straightforward. Kick the Algiers out of Yucatan. Easy.

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Ok. That’s it. A new feature that I’m adding this season. MAP UPDATES AT THE END! WOOH!

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THIS TIME, IT’S FOR REALS, YO!!!!!!!!!!1