You are back, and this time it's for real?
And as for it being real now, yes. Although after a bit of unphoto'd adventures for about 30 years in game, the empire has grown. I noticed that my AAR is a bit dry when it comes to content, so when I continue, I'll try to entertain y'alls more.
Now, as for my empire's Viagra-esque growth....
Last edited by VagabondvonLMG; 05-11-2011 at 01:10.
cuz errybody know's ima motha******* Munster...
sorry...but I had to. forgive me.
Is that a space station? No it's too big for that, must be a moon... NO THATS NO MOON THAT VAGABONDEARTH. All your Colonies are belong to Vagabond now . Nice to see the Emperor of Eire back.
Sorry guys, working on the update, but my uploader is fornicated up ;(
CHAPTER V: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I555U5wGns OR FOR THE MORE SENSITIVE VIEWER, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuX28N2ckk0
Late 1500’s (lol)
In 30 years, the Evil but still cool Irish Colonial Empire (EBSCIR), (Irish: Olc ach fós fionnuar na hÉireann Colonial Impireacht [OAFFNhCI]) has accomplished much. Its borders stretched from Greenland to Canada, from Canada to New England, From New Eng….you get the picture.
First off, my shiny new South American colonies; there is an unsightly gap between Panama and Venezuela.
And then Catholic Jesus decided that I would be DotF.
Second [off], there’s the English dilemma. They are terrible neighbors. Such loud tea parties….
(I’ll let the captions speak for themselves)
Also, I forgot to inform you all’s that 40 years ago, Ireland became a Noble Republic. So…..
And also, of course, Conscription FTW
And now a look at the home front….
For all of you sad that Scotland is a two province minor, know that they brought it upon themselves by becoming Protestant, and breaking our alliance, AND THEN attacking England.
HA! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!!!????
That’ll teach ‘um.
Okay, so now that that’s out of the way, here’s a look at my planned conquests.
Along with a hilarious misspelling of “Hawaii,” but who cares? No one lives there anyway.
I’d also like to point out this. I have been in a war with the Incas through the Danes for a full 13 years without firing a shot! Thanks for the war taxes!
I’m back in the saddle again on….
THIS TIME, IT’S FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Ah yes.... take the resort land of France.... I'm starting to feel the chill of the north.
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I require no less than three new replies untill I do a new update!
A 13 year war resulting in status quo, good ol AI...
Don't dignify those damnable frogs by reducing your trade efficiency and trade tech investment! Also, dignify me, by updating!
Also, you guys, I know that some OTHER AARs use fancy 'narratives' and 'characters.' I was wondering if you guys want that, or my signature short-burst explosive action!
working on update as we....type
No chars sept Vagabond necessary. You sir are both the greatest author and fictional character the world has ever seen. And can't wait for the update.
It's your AAR, write it the way you feel best suits you. My AAR isn't full of fancy fancifullness either! 'Soak the earth in blood on a regular basis' is my play style. Roleplay... I do that with my wife sometimes, that's it.
CHAPTER VI: Ireland: Master of the World
Okay, so I don’t know how to do the intro for this one, but….here it goes….
First, I accidentally gave white peace to the Incas….cool.
And then the natives decided to rise
Mr. Natives Risin’
And then something awesome happened….
THE GREAT IRISH CONQUEST ON THE EVIL, BABY-KILLING AZTEC, SAVAGE HORDES
Okay, so since I totally WHIPED the Zapotecs, and took some shiny New Mexican provinces, I was left unsatisfied. And then one of my beautiful, intelligent, settlers discovered Mexico. Pretty weed. So then of course I decided to call a crusade on them because they were a HUGE threat to the Catholic faith; and not because I wanted more Mexican territory (lol.)
So here’s how it went….
Nice. Just as the Mamlukes in my Alexandria AAR, the ‘mighty’ Aztecs fall like a cat’s excrement in a litter box. Cool
And I also sent colonists to Guyana to make my borders more purdy.
And then something ELSE awesome happens!
THE EPIC IRISH CALL TO ARMS BY PORTUGAL AGAINST ALGIERS FOR THE WIN
This was also for my Mexican provinces
This war was pretty straightforward. Kick the Algiers out of Yucatan. Easy.
Ok. That’s it. A new feature that I’m adding this season. MAP UPDATES AT THE END! WOOH!
THIS TIME, IT’S FOR REALS, YO!!!!!!!!!!1