9: Engineers
The Italian engineer corp, some of the finest engineer's in Italy, (Which is not saying much) gathered around the tank, if it truly deserved to be called that. It had chipped and faded paint, rust covered every metal part, and the gun would probably explode if anyone tried to fire it.
"Well, it's not like the Italian armor corp needs any real good tanks, the last country we invaded didn't have any army at all," one of the engineers said.
"Of course we need good tanks," the head engineer said, "besides you cant see this tanks potential."
(Listen to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c48Ol9xkaqM)
Head Engineer:
Why this tank could be automatic
systematic
hydromatic
ultromatic
Why it could be grease panzer
We'll get a overhead machine-gun and a four barrel turret
oh yeah
(Keep talking whoa keep talking)
Fuel injection cutoffs and chrome plated treads oh yeah
(I'll get her ready, i'll kill to get her ready)
With the ammo dump on the floor they'll be running out the door
You know that ain't so bad the French will call us cads
In Grease Panzer
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go grease panzer you're burning up the Ethio-pians
(Grease panzer go grease panzer)
Go grease panzer you're coasting through the enemy lines
(Grease panzer go grease panzer)
You are supreme the French'll scream at grease panzer
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
We'll get some high explosive shells and some thirty inch cannons
oh yeah
We'll attach 'em to the turret with real big hammers
oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs and shocks I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't bragging she's a real killing wagon
Grease Panzer
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Go grease panzer you're burning up the Ethio-pians
(Grease panzer go grease panzer)
Go grease panzer you're coasting through the enemy lines
(Grease panzer go grease panzer)
You are supreme the French'll scream for grease panzer
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
(dance break)
Go grease panzer you're burning up the Ethio-pians
(Grease panzer go grease panzer)
Go grease panzer you're coasting through the enemy lines
(Grease panzer go grease panzer)
You are supreme the French'll scream for grease panzer
panzer, panzer, panzer
panzer, panzer, panzer
panzer!
notes: I'm building tanks... yea, that's all. How you liked the music!