1941, first half – Bad Day at Black Rock
The start of 1940 held some promise for me, but by the end of the year, my men were in disarray. I would certainly call myself the weakest-performing Axis member at the moment. The big boys are doing much better. If there was only some way to express my frustrations…
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you will listen to me.
What do you get when your ICs are
gone?
Write an amusing Oompa Loompa
song?
Whining in a forum is a crime and a
shame.
When we know who really is… to…
blame.
The play-er of the ga-a-ame.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Given good planning you will go far.
You will war with happiness too,
Like the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo
”Can’t I at least get a Chumba Wumba song?” – Peter Griffin
Basically, I need ICs to build up the countryside to help with my supply shipment issues, ICs to get more of a Navy going since I can’t hide behind the IJN forever…
”Unless…”
“Stop doing that!” – Homer & Lisa Simpson
…ICs to build up more Convoys and Escorts, and last but certainly not least, actual soldiers! With 56 ICs I just don’t have enough to go around (I know, nobody told me to play a Minor).
My own woes aside, let’s travel the world, shall we? In the west, the Germans are holding back US forces that keep trying to make inroads into Spain. That’s fine for me, as those troops are then not causing problems for me and Tojo in Asia. Gibraltar continues to be a sore point, with British troops making sorties out from it at various times.
Due to an early war with the Low Countries, Germany never finished making claims in Czechoslovakia and Poland, so those countries remain independent and haven’t been attacked. Hungary, Romania, and Yugoslavia are unaligned.
Bulgaria joined the Axis right at the end of 1940, and are now busy with the Greeks. Note that the Italians did not even claim Albania.
Persia joined the Axis. In the east, they are trading provinces with the British in Iraq, and are currently unopposed in Pakistan.
My battles with Nepal and Bhutan have been a disaster. Every time I make any headway, British TAC comes up and prevents my troops from advancing. Japanese puppet troops are finally coming to this area, perhaps in response to the objectives I belatedly assigned them. This area has been very frustrating as after nearly a year of fighting up here I have nothing at all to show for it. I hadn’t thought of trying to place objectives here since I have heard very mixed results with them and hadn’t thought of it as a viable tool.
In southern India, I had managed to create a 2-province wide corridor from Imphal to Chittagong, expecting to later link up with Japanese troops advancing from the east. However, after clearing out a pocket of Allied troops in south Burma, the Japanese threw away our operational advantage and directed their troops in the opposite direction. Not surprisingly, the British used this opportunity to stage a comeback and now India proper is lost to me. I just don’t have enough troops to maintain an advance on such a long stretch of front by myself. In the short-term I will be focusing on just trying to hang on to the Imphal – Mandalay line while the Japanese, who are now returning to the area, do the active fighting against the British. Future historians will write of this as one of the greatest Japanese blunders of the war, unless of course, the Japanese write the books.
The Japanese kicked the US out of Okinawa and are now advancing into the Philippines. If the bulk of the American forces are in Spain, then I don’t expect them back in this area of operations any time soon.
My only real success was the Malay campaign. I recently discovered that all my supply problems were caused by the line to Singapore having no Convoys assigned to it. With this little problem solved, my next move will be to prepare another Corps for the invasion of Sumatra. This is game is complex enough that I am still feeling my way around all the things I need to be paying attention to.
This concludes the tour.
”Thank you, come again!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
20 January: I land in Medan.
15 February: I win the battle of Sunda Strait after making a landing to take the nearby port there. The battle for Sumatra is weird: poor infrastructure prevents you from walking the length of the island, so I have to keep hopping from port to port just to get down to the end. Oosthaven is the first area where I encounter any Dutch troops on the island. This is the time when the captain of the Pride of Guangzhou earns his (or her, I’m flexible) salary.
Meanwhile, Persian troops have reached Delhi. I see only a lone theatre HQ in the area just waiting to be attacked.
23 February: I lose the second battle of Sunda Strait, and am lucky to escape with my one warship.
5 March: I take Oosthaven. I don’t know where those Dutch troops think they are going, especially since they burned their motor vehicles to keep them from falling into my hands.
10 March: The Philippine government surrenders and goes into exile. The British have abandoned Delhi, but the Persians decide to take a neighboring province instead.
23 March: My men on Sumatra are meeting more Dutch resistance, but it is all HQs. I assume they must have weapons of some kind…
I’m pulling out of Burma; my men are constantly out of supply there so they are better used in other places.
18 April: I make the shocking discovery that while I was up taking Palembang, the Dutch slipped some Infantry into Oosthaven.
9 May: Finally some good news, I get Veteran Army. I hope my troops don’t expect more money.
21 May: The Persians finally move into Delhi, which is just as well since British and French troops have nearly overrun their homeland. I’ve retaken the tip of Sumatra, now it is time to prepare for the invasion of Java. I lose a Transport sending a Mountain division to Padang. In Tibet the British are pounding me with logistical attacks that I am helpless to defend myself against.
15 June: I decide to redirect ICs to getting caught up with my upgrades. I nearly have most of my men out of India, so I may just try to ride out the rest of 1941 just trying to get things built up. The first Air Base has been completed in Lhasa, I hope this means that the Japanese will send something over that way soon to deal with that all-powerful TAC the British have.
As June winds to a close, so does this update. If I can get my Japanese friends to hold the line in India, then I might just spend the rest of 1941 trying to build up.
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise you will listen to me
Who do you blame when your allies are
lame?
Act like they’re playing a diff-er-ent
game?
Blaming the puppets is a lie and a
shame.
You know exactly who's… to… blame:
Tojo and Il Duce!
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dah
Fight your own battles, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
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