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I think we may need to the Poles to ride to the rescue of Vienna. The Austrians don't look like they can do the job themselves. If there are no Poles then the Austrians will have to hope Ismail catches some terrible illness, very soon.
The Poles are gone, and I think the Austrians are very much praying for the Scourge of God's death
Lovely work on the first chapter. A bit more to go, and the gem will truly shine
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Done, and thanks!
I am going to have to refit my earlier AARland Choice AARwards votes for this as a comedy AAR to historybook.
Great
Very interesting AAR, what mod are you using that lets you form caliphate, thank you.
It's self-made. I can send it to you or post it here.
I'm more interested in what mod you have that uses historical japanese clans rather than the silly ahistorical ones of vanilla.
There are various ones, like the 'Japan Mod' and the 'More Daimyo Mod'. You can find them somewhere in the mod section of the EUIII forum.
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Chapter 22
At Vienna's Gates
Vienna before the siege, viewed from the west.
Vienna, in the mid-sixteenth century, was a far different city than it had ever been. While its earlier incarnations had always been placed at the outskirts of the so-called civilized world, the Vienna of the Habsburgs was at the very center of it. One of the most important cities in the Holy Roman Empire – perhaps only surpassed by Prague, the Emperor’s seat, and Lubeck, the economic powerhouse of northern Germany – it had grown by leaps and bounds under the patronage of its Habsburg Kings. Their territorial expansion in Naples, Croatia and western Hungary had accentuated the city’s role as the capital of a multicultural empire. Artists flocked to its palaces and taverns, seeking support from its wealthy burghers, and, if they were deemed worthy, the King himself. Its walls were sturdy, its men strong, and the Reformation’s influence had provoked much philosophical discussion – even if this facet of intellectual life curried little favor in the Habsburg court.
However, its rulers’ disposition towards conquest, their desire to increase their influence in the southern Balkans as well as to dislodge the Muslims from the region proved to be catastrophic for the prosperous city. Caliph Isma’il himself, the ‘Scourge of God’ – protestant believers were quick to think of him as a punishment for the Church’s luxury and corruption – was at their gates; after the ultimate failure of the Roman Crusade, the Christians were now pulled into the defensive. The surrender of much of the Roman armies in the south had freed up a clear path for Isma’il to strike at the very heart of the Empire. As the Caliph set about to mount siege artillery and barricades around the city, King Albrecht V sent dispatches both to Emperor Boczek and to his nobles across the kingdom. He urged them to take up arms, so as to drive the Muslim menace ‘all the way to Mecca’. Meanwhile, he waited inside the city walls, hoping for allied relief.
An aerial view of the city.
This relief came two months later. The city was in a famished state, with the garrison barely scraping by. Despite this, and thankfully for Albrecht, the Caliph had not been able to pierce the city’s walls. Albrecht had carefully demolished structures outside the walls, depriving the Muslims from cover and providing his soldiers with a clear line of fire. The situation was nonetheless dire: many had already begun to die from famine, since the King had not managed to restock the city’s granaries prior to the siege. Isma’il had managed to breach several key segments of the walls, and continued to shell the city with his heavy cannons, mounted on a hill to the south.
Deprived of coordinated command, the Roman forces outside the city raided the besiegers’ camps persistently, but to no avail. As May rolled in, Vienna’s population – amid Albrecht’s solemn refusal to broker peace - had already begun several unsuccessful riots and an attempt on the King’s life had occurred, which was foiled only by fortune. Seeing his people’s desperation, he seemingly surrendered his person to the enemy forces so as to broker an agreement. However, once he was taken into Isma’il’s – who was ecstatic at having one of the Caliphate’s greatest rivals in his control – custody, he began to concoct his plan. Sending – through a spy in the Muslim ranks - missives to his officers and Emperor Boczek, who were outside the city; he instructed them to strike at dawn, and, attached to this letter, a detailed chart of the guard’s movements[3].
With Vienna under the tenuous hold of Albrecht’s lieutenants, the Romans chose to act fast. On the night of the 7th of May, they massed on the flanks of the main Muslim camp, where Isma’il and most of his generals were stationed. Neutralizing the scouts and guards that protected the camp’s entrance, they slowly crept ever closer to the main tent. Suddenly, one of the enemy soldiers awoke. Drunkenly, he stumbled from his tent, but soon he realized: an ambush. He yelled, and in a minute’s time the entire camp was in frenzy. The men, sobered by the thought of death, rose up from their slumber and attempted to fight back the Christians. For some, it was too late; many were killed in their sleep.
The Christians attack the main Muslim camp.
Caliph Isma’il awoke with a distant yell. Without a pause to think, he got up and was about to grab his equipment when someone burst into his tent. The red light of the burning tents painted the silhouette of a huge man, and his axe gleamed menacingly. With his preparations interrupted, Isma’il grabbed the closest blunt instrument he could find. He held an ornate brass candelabrum, trying to remember his many years of training. A Caliph didn’t find himself in such distressful situations every day. Not often enough, at least. The huge figure lunged forward, and Isma’il dodged his spirited attack, taking advantage of the man’s powerful but slow build. The Caliph flailed his improvised weapon at the attacker’s back, and he fell to the ground with a loud shriek. Isma’il again hit him, again and again; his body was soon a sunken mass, devoid of life.
Isma'il's candelabrum, as well as the sword that is believed to have felled him, are now in exposition at the Damascus Museum of History.
Like a hydra, just as one head was cut off, another grew in its stead, and two men entered the richly decorated tent, though its elaborate carpets and table ware were red with the dead captain’s blood. Isma’il applied his talents admirably, surviving several waves of enemies bent on his annihilation. Soon, however, they overpowered him. Although Boczek wanted him alive to parade in the streets of Prague, the Caliph soon felt the touch of steel. A blade entered his ribs, and Isma’il thought his final thoughts. A few lines of poetry crossed his mind as he tumbled to the floor.
His killers spared no time in making it known to the Muslims that their leader was dead. Perhaps driven by their fervor, perhaps due to not having heard the announcement, the soldiers continued fighting. Just as smoke began to rise above the camp, Murad Bey, the commander of the southwestern camps, sent a number of scouts to investigate the source of the fire. When they returned with news of the Caliph’s death, General Murad planned his move.
At this time, it is important to reflect on Murad Bey’s life and his personal relationship with the Caliph. Murad, a Turkish janissary in the service of the Ottoman Empire at the time of its demise, was deemed by Isma’il as the only mildly competent man in the Ottoman military; this led to Isma’il offering him a post as a commander in his own army after the conquest of the Ottoman Empire. Since denying the Caliph’s request might have him branded a traitor, Murad reluctantly accepted. While he was to open his tenure in the Roman Crusade with the disastrous Spring Offensive, Isma’il’s tacit forgiveness and Murad Bey’s growing fascination for his ruler’s sagacity and prowess lead to a certain degree of friendship between both. Isma’il is recorded to have consulted Murad Bey in nearly all of his military ventures since then, to the exclusion of the rest of the general staff, who saw Murad with a certain degree of jealousy due to the weight the Caliph gave to his words. It is no surprise that his Caliph’s death was to imbue Murad with a burning desire to avenge his master.
Seeing the defense of the main camp as moot, Murad resolutely decided to avenge Isma’il’s death by breaking the Roman’s backs: Vienna had to be taken. Ordering his small caliber artillery to attack on a concentrated point in the southwestern walls, the general rallied his men and relayed to them the sad news. While his speech is alluded to in several period works, nothing survives but a few fragments, whose authenticity is arguable. The practical effect of this speech however, was to instill in the men the idea that taking Vienna was the only way to conclude the war to any satisfying degree. Having succeeded in opening a breach in the walls, Murad ordered a general attack, while instructing the men in the other camps to either participate in the assault or to relieve the men at the main camp.
Murad Bey assaults Vienna.
Marching with his own men into the breach, through the corpse-ridden fields, Murad soon took to the walls and began to eliminate the crossbowmen and arquebusiers that had resulted in the death of so many of his men. Their morale depleted by famine, and their weapons unsuitable for melee, they soon surrendered, as did the rest of the garrison as soon as Murad reached the Royal Palace and hung the Caliphate’s unmistakable green flag. Knowing he could not keep enough troops in the city to defend it from an attack when he sallied forth to attack the Roman camp – or perhaps as a lesson for the Caliphate’s enemies – Murad – in a way that Isma’il would abhor – ordered his men to burn the city down. In a few hours’ time, the city descended into a carnival of red and orange lights, as the fire consumed the wooden buildings and everything inside them, and released great grey clouds, obscuring the dawning sun.
Decided to turn the trick on the Romans, Murad Bey sent scouts to raid the main Roman camp to the northwest, where Albrecht and Boczek were now stationed. While Boczek was eager to attack the force under Murad Bey, King Albrecht convinced him that prolonging the current situation would hamper the Muslims, who were suffering heavy casualties in their main camp. Convinced he could not bait them, Murad Bey then ordered for a detachment to attack the camp’s northernmost gate, to force the Romans to respond. This they did, and against Albrecht’s recommendations, Emperor Boczek , thinking this contingent to be the remnants of the Muslim force, ordered most of his troops to ward them off. Surprised that his trap worked, Murad attacked with his remaining troops the southern gates. The lack of guards resulted in an easy takeover of the gates, and his troops swarmed into the camp. He personally captured Albrecht and Emperor Boczek, having surrounded their tents and killed the Emperor’s personal guard.
He then neutralized the enemy troops sent to repel his decoy force to the north, attacking them from the rear. Riding to the southern camp, ordered the Christian troops to either stand down or have their leaders executed. Most obliged, and the others were killed. The Battle of Vienna had been won.
Murad Bey arrives with the captured Holy Roman Emperor and the King of Austria-Naples, to put an end to the fighting.
The King and the Emperor were forced to sign a humiliating treaty soon after, on the grounds of burnt Vienna – the poetically named ‘Treaty of Ashes’. They were forced to relinquish all pretenses to the Balkans, and surrender to the Caliphate most of its occupied territories - which included the near entirety of the Balkan Peninsula.
The Balkans after the failure of the Roman Crusade.
Aftermath
The Siege and Battle of Vienna of 1554 were, perhaps, two of the most important events in history, both European, Arabic or otherwise. It heralded the absolute peak of the Caliphate’s military prowess and power, as it threatened and annihilated its enemies, even if they were at the very center of Europe. The Protestant Reformation, which had derived its original impulse from the Pope’s inability to defend Christendom against the Muslim tide, knew a second wind, as not even the Holy Roman Empire was safe. The Emperor’s authority was shattered; his depleted armies could not maintain order throughout the Empire nor keep the princes from converting to Protestantism – or Toledism - to further evade his and the Pope’s grasp. Dependent on the Emperor for support, many of the hundreds of small towns, monasteries and baronies were taken by regional powers in an unprecedented land grab. The attempts at rehabilitation of the Imperial office and at the destruction of Protestantism by the later Emperor Viktorin I were to lead to Forty Years’ War. In Austria, the Catholic Habsburgs were soon to be exiled to Naples, as Toledist rebels sprung up against the battered state. After several years of civil war between the various protestant factions – and some catholic movements – the nation would emerge under a protestant monarchy, ruled by Friedrich von Drasche, a formerly a lowly baron.
The St. Bartholomew's Day Massacre was to be a tragic symptom of the boiling point of tensions between Protestants and Catholics in France.
Outside the Empire, religious wars were to flare up in France, with the growing numbers of ‘Huguenots’ being dissatisfied with their lack of rights and the discrimination accorded to them in government posts. The Kingdom of England-Aquitaine was to use this opportunity to realize their dreams of controlling France, with limited success, since the French still remembered the English attempts on their sovereignty during the Hundred Year’s War. In the Netherlands, without the Emperor as a mediator and tensions over Protestant conversions, Holland, Utrecht and the Duchy of Brabant seemed to be on the verge of a full-on, three-sided war.
While Murad Bey was received as a hero in the Caliphate, he had many issues to resolve. Caliph Isma’il’s son was far too young to rule, and Murad Bey took it upon himself to serve as regent, and his opponents were silenced by the Army’s loyalty to him. While well-meaning, Murad’s regency was to herald later military coups, and his administration of public finances was less than extraordinary. However, the Caliphate was at its height and, by maintaining the peace, Murad was to secure the future ascension of Caliph Hasan III.