Part 1: The Rebbelion
"Sire! Sire!" A man rushed into the Sha's court.
As he paused to wait for the Shas approval, the Sha instead left the room. As a desparate ploy for attention, he screamed "Whats the difference between a Shi'ite Moslem and a Sunni Moslem? A u and a couple n's, get it?"
-Cut to: Execution-
"Any last words?" the executioner asked.
"Er...yes! What i was trying to say was..." Then the Axe came down. The watching Sha quickly applauded and turned to Lt. General Elbiz Jauf. He wispered "did you move the 1st army out of Ishfan like i asked?"
"Yes. Its been done."
"And you split the army, right?"
"Of course. You do not trust i follow your orders?"
"I know you follow orders. But say that again and you end up like punny over there."
-Later, in the Royal Palace-
A Diplomat walks into the kings court
"Sire, I bring terrible news to you. Theres been a rebellion in Ishfan! Theyve taken the Holy Persian Carpet Factory!"
"What?!? That factory generates half of our income!"
The diplomat chimes in: "And it is built over a holy area"
"Im sure. In any case, im sure Jaufs men have taken care of it?"
"no, sir. his men are north of here, per his orders."
The shah gets a cold angry look on his face." I TOLD him specificly NOT to move those men. What do we have for defence?"
The diplomat obviously bears a dire look. "Not much, only the garrison." For his next suggestion he mumbles a little. "Say, why dont you see that guy in central Ishfan who claims he can summon a troll sire?
"I'm out of control? what are you saying? I'll Kill you afterwards. For now we must flee!"
note: Jaufs men easily destroyed the 11,000 strong rebel force afterwards. Wasnt able to play much yesterday.
Part two(much more interesting) coming soon