Let's be happy like the Danes
"Apparently the main reason why Danes claim to be so happy is that they always expect life to be worse than it really is. They expect to be cold.
They expect to pay 95% tax. They expect to be decapitated by a gang of youths who've found the little mermaid has already had its head kicked off and are now looking for another target.
They are therefore delighted when they get home to find their family still have all their limbs, that the heating is working and that their tax bill's been reduced to 94%."
- Jeremy Clarkson