Technology Update
NZ has only basic infantry, and is currently getting Airborne.
Freyberg: Why are you wasting precious research time on paratroopers...
Savage: Well we have a transport plane, so it would be a waste to not get paratroopers as well
Freyberg: But the plane was already a waste... oh man...
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Kiwis are maxing out cryptography, and are finally starting towards Assembly lines.
Savage: Now we have so much IC, we can really use it! But our research teams are horrible, not a single field is matching!
Freyberg: Hey, I'm researching Produ... oh wait, never mind :mellow:
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Armor & Artillery:
Carr: LOL nothing there
Savage: Exactly, and they've also spelt ArmoUr wrong!
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Land doctrine: NZ is going for infiltration.
Freyberg: Why infiltration?
Savage: Well it sounded all sneaky and secretive, I like it
Freyberg: Oh man... well it's not too bad anyway, our success depends on fast movement. With our little manpower we can't win a full battle head-on. So it's OK.
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Navy:
Freyberg: BATTLESHIPS?
Savage: Yeah, sorry... back in 1938 I thought they'd come in handy.
Freyberg: Well -
Savage: BUT!!! I have a new plan. We'll abandon battleship research because we won't need them! Muha!
Freyberg: What exactly are you -
Savage: It's a secret! Muha! All I can say now is that we won't need battleships to beat the enemy! Wait and see!
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Secret Weapons:
Savage: Oh yeah, now you're talking! Freyberg, what are our strongest, deadliest, dastardly ingenious secret weapons?
Freyberg: We have, uh, an electric computer?
Savage: WHAT? How is this a secret weapons? Are we going to bore them to death with maths? INFIDELS, FEEL THE POWER OF MY CALCULATION!!
Freyberg: Bravo sir, very funny sir.
Savage: Anyway we need real secret weapons soon! How can I be the evil mastermind without secret weapons? :glare:
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Aircraft: CAS, Fighters, TAC
Savage: ...and my mutton transport plane
Freyberg: :glare:
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Naval doctrine: nothing here folks!
Savage: As I said we won't need any! Muha!
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Air doctrine: the pride of New Zealand!
Savage: Wow, it's awesome! With this, we probably have the toughest bombers in the world! Well done Carr!
Carr: KK THX LOL
Savage: I must say Carr is much more effective at being a research team than you Freyberg! I think the reason is because he's more intelligent!
Freyberg: :wacko:
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Finally, the Navy moves out. But where to? Stay tuned for The Great Kiwi Road Trip Chapter 7: Setting sail!
Savage: We sure as hell are on our way to conquering THE WORLD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
NZ has only basic infantry, and is currently getting Airborne.
Freyberg: Why are you wasting precious research time on paratroopers...
Savage: Well we have a transport plane, so it would be a waste to not get paratroopers as well
Freyberg: But the plane was already a waste... oh man...
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Kiwis are maxing out cryptography, and are finally starting towards Assembly lines.
Savage: Now we have so much IC, we can really use it! But our research teams are horrible, not a single field is matching!
Freyberg: Hey, I'm researching Produ... oh wait, never mind :mellow:
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Armor & Artillery:
Carr: LOL nothing there
Savage: Exactly, and they've also spelt ArmoUr wrong!
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Land doctrine: NZ is going for infiltration.
Freyberg: Why infiltration?
Savage: Well it sounded all sneaky and secretive, I like it
Freyberg: Oh man... well it's not too bad anyway, our success depends on fast movement. With our little manpower we can't win a full battle head-on. So it's OK.
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Navy:
Freyberg: BATTLESHIPS?
Savage: Yeah, sorry... back in 1938 I thought they'd come in handy.
Freyberg: Well -
Savage: BUT!!! I have a new plan. We'll abandon battleship research because we won't need them! Muha!
Freyberg: What exactly are you -
Savage: It's a secret! Muha! All I can say now is that we won't need battleships to beat the enemy! Wait and see!
--------------------
Secret Weapons:
Savage: Oh yeah, now you're talking! Freyberg, what are our strongest, deadliest, dastardly ingenious secret weapons?
Freyberg: We have, uh, an electric computer?
Savage: WHAT? How is this a secret weapons? Are we going to bore them to death with maths? INFIDELS, FEEL THE POWER OF MY CALCULATION!!
Freyberg: Bravo sir, very funny sir.
Savage: Anyway we need real secret weapons soon! How can I be the evil mastermind without secret weapons? :glare:
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Aircraft: CAS, Fighters, TAC
Savage: ...and my mutton transport plane
Freyberg: :glare:
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Naval doctrine: nothing here folks!
Savage: As I said we won't need any! Muha!
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Air doctrine: the pride of New Zealand!
Savage: Wow, it's awesome! With this, we probably have the toughest bombers in the world! Well done Carr!
Carr: KK THX LOL
Savage: I must say Carr is much more effective at being a research team than you Freyberg! I think the reason is because he's more intelligent!
Freyberg: :wacko:
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Finally, the Navy moves out. But where to? Stay tuned for The Great Kiwi Road Trip Chapter 7: Setting sail!
Savage: We sure as hell are on our way to conquering THE WORLD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!