This calls for another beer.














This calls for another beer.
I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet - Stanisław Lem
That sounds like a logical assumption of how these droids work.
Still, in this battle, the flagship has to suffer the company of ships who don't sail fast
Something like 45 to 50m km. At first, when Blue Emu said time shifted to a few-seconds increments, I thought "weird, that's way too far, they can't fire antiship missiles from that far", and I was wrong(of course, since then, I've met my own Precursors in my game, and the fire at 120m km)
Do they capture them during the battle or right after it, or several days later?
Second 40-missile salvo on the way, targeted on the Genghis. Cease fire. I'd rather not fire the third salvo at the other Temujin until I find out whether that class has lots of PD. We'll learn that when salvo #1 finishes running out to range.
"To punish me for my contempt for authority, they made me an authority myself"
- Albert Einstein.
My Demi-Mod color is RED. If I'm posting in this color, I'm not just being a jerk. I use Black for that.
"The Game"... my first AAR. Armageddon v1.2 Mod-34, Germany.
Winner, Q2-2008 HOI-2 Comedy Award.
Winner, 2008 Iron HeAARt Award for the best HOI-2 AAR of 2008.
Autocrat of Earth in the Forum Game "Ad Astra"
<collect transmission - cost C 95 - accept/deny receipt?>
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<relaying via Central European Civilian Communication Hub>
Dear Mom and Dad,
thanks a lot for those credits you sent me, I really need them to get started.
Geneva is a beautiful town, certainly more so than Chicago. I really should have studied here in Europe! would have been cheaper, too, but that's a moot point now.
Anyway, my new job at the Imperial Terrestrian Research Nexus will start tomorrow, and I'm so nervous I can't sleep. Of course, my neighbours going "whoooohooo" every few minutes could also have to do with that... I'd really like to know what they are getting so excited about. First thing tomorrow, after work, I'll buy a telemedia device. It sucks being cut off from the universe.
Kiss the girls from me,
I love you!
- Pal (Junior Research Officer! I love the ring of that!!!)
<end of message>
<security scan - clear>
<end of transmission>
Last edited by Pal; 29-05-2011 at 01:23.
It's PROVINCE, not providence!!! (providence, n, 1. The prudent care and management of resources, 2. The careful guardianship exercised by a deity, 3. A manifestation of divine care or direction)
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." - Isaac Asimov
"The class was learning about some revolt in which some peasants had wanted to stop being peasants and, since the nobles had won, had stopped being peasants really quickly." - Terry Pratchett, Soul Music
By the way, any plan to name some future warships "ESN Robert Plant" and "ESN Jimmy Page"?
Tactical:
I was thinking of a "Hero" class, named after traditional heroes from Human myth and history... Agamemnon, Achilles, Alice Bryant...By the way, any plan to name some future warships "ESN Robert Plant" and "ESN Jimmy Page"?
"To punish me for my contempt for authority, they made me an authority myself"
- Albert Einstein.
My Demi-Mod color is RED. If I'm posting in this color, I'm not just being a jerk. I use Black for that.
"The Game"... my first AAR. Armageddon v1.2 Mod-34, Germany.
Winner, Q2-2008 HOI-2 Comedy Award.
Winner, 2008 Iron HeAARt Award for the best HOI-2 AAR of 2008.
Autocrat of Earth in the Forum Game "Ad Astra"
This is Johnny Khan reporting live from the flagship.
The last hour and a half have been the most stunning, horrific and jubilant of my career and my life.
The silence of the command deck as each salvo homes in on both us and our for is truly total. as the proud ship agincourt takes each blow and still remains triumphant and vengeful or when Earth's new heroine Captain Alice withstands nuclear hell in order to fire one more shot, I can truly say, this is mankind at a turning point.
Founder of the Lord Strange School of Thought
If I'm speaking in Gold, it means I'm speaking in my capacity as a Demi-Mod.
Any other colour, it's your choice whether to pay attention or not
I was hesitating between suggesting that and Pilot-class - ENS von Richthofen, ENS Billy Bishop, ENS Saburo Sakai, ENS Alice Bryant...
Perhaps if and when we get a fleet carrier (rather than light carrier) design up and running.
NEWSFLASH: In an ironic twist, despite being the "Keep your V2 out of my HOI3" sig guy...I've played a lot more V2 than HOI3.
Age of Discovery: The World beyond Europe
30 native hordes in North America, warring city states in Mexico: a mod about the world 15th century Europe was about to encounter...
KIA by the Prix in BlueEmu's Ad Astra, 2nd character underway.
In the above tactical display, the spacing between the two blue dots represents 40 seconds running time, because I fired those two salvos exactly 40 seconds apart.
"To punish me for my contempt for authority, they made me an authority myself"
- Albert Einstein.
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Winner, Q2-2008 HOI-2 Comedy Award.
Winner, 2008 Iron HeAARt Award for the best HOI-2 AAR of 2008.
Autocrat of Earth in the Forum Game "Ad Astra"
Good to see nothing has gone too badly wrong in my absenceHere's hoping these two salvos are effective.
Salvo #1 is half-way to target.
One minor glitch in the plan was that we were only able to recover half of the life-pods before the Prix drove us off.Good to see nothing has gone too badly wrong in my absence
If you want to hope for something... hope for no PD fire.
"To punish me for my contempt for authority, they made me an authority myself"
- Albert Einstein.
My Demi-Mod color is RED. If I'm posting in this color, I'm not just being a jerk. I use Black for that.
"The Game"... my first AAR. Armageddon v1.2 Mod-34, Germany.
Winner, Q2-2008 HOI-2 Comedy Award.
Winner, 2008 Iron HeAARt Award for the best HOI-2 AAR of 2008.
Autocrat of Earth in the Forum Game "Ad Astra"
Salvo #1 about three-quarters of the way to target. Salvo #2 about two-thirds of the way there. No PD fire yet.
"To punish me for my contempt for authority, they made me an authority myself"
- Albert Einstein.
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"The Game"... my first AAR. Armageddon v1.2 Mod-34, Germany.
Winner, Q2-2008 HOI-2 Comedy Award.
Winner, 2008 Iron HeAARt Award for the best HOI-2 AAR of 2008.
Autocrat of Earth in the Forum Game "Ad Astra"
Good, no mid-ranged PD means that more of the ASM will hit.
Since the custom avatars are gone, I´m aiming at 1.000.000 posts instead!!!!
998.338 posts left...
i think 25 missiles will hit, it will have massive effect.
###Goldmattress###
You have lost The Game.
In Europa Universalis, Ulm vasalizes you
Salvo #1 runs out to range and slams into Temujin 001. No PD fire at all. Twenty-five hits out of forty missiles. His active sensor switches off and his Thermal signature drops by 250 points. Obviously, we got some internal damage on the first salvo.
Since the class has no PD, we are now opening fire on his buddy, Temuchin 002, with a 40-missile salvo.
"To punish me for my contempt for authority, they made me an authority myself"
- Albert Einstein.
My Demi-Mod color is RED. If I'm posting in this color, I'm not just being a jerk. I use Black for that.
"The Game"... my first AAR. Armageddon v1.2 Mod-34, Germany.
Winner, Q2-2008 HOI-2 Comedy Award.
Winner, 2008 Iron HeAARt Award for the best HOI-2 AAR of 2008.
Autocrat of Earth in the Forum Game "Ad Astra"
Looking to the future and assuming our triumph over the remaining forces arrayed against us, will you begin salvage operations of the ships that were destroyed at once? What effect does the fact that one ship got away and could be rearming at an in system base mean for our future plans in this sector?
Check out my CKDV AARs "The Kingdom of Aarquitania- Alternate History with DVIP"
"Awesome AARquitania: Reborn! Alternate History with DVIP"
Killed by friendly fire after being captured in blue emu's forum game "Ad Astra"














It can now be revealed that our two spies - yes, those two that were "eaten" by friendly aliens - were in fact disappeared on purpose and have been running deep and silent behind Prix lines.
They were able to successfully plant a virus in the mothership, and it disabled shields and PD.
Fire at will.![]()
I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet - Stanisław Lem
Three more explosions five seconds later on Temujin 001, and his Thermal drops further, by another 250 points. Was that us? Or was it an on-board explosion from a burning engine? I suppose it doesn't matter, as long as he gets waxed...
"To punish me for my contempt for authority, they made me an authority myself"
- Albert Einstein.
My Demi-Mod color is RED. If I'm posting in this color, I'm not just being a jerk. I use Black for that.
"The Game"... my first AAR. Armageddon v1.2 Mod-34, Germany.
Winner, Q2-2008 HOI-2 Comedy Award.
Winner, 2008 Iron HeAARt Award for the best HOI-2 AAR of 2008.
Autocrat of Earth in the Forum Game "Ad Astra"