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Shackel

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I looked at Polandball, and decided to adapt it into an AAR. This week will be low on updates(just this one, really), but the next week shall be much more active. The major explanation will be below the comics themselves.

Rules/Settings:

-No cheatin'
-No exploitin'
-Nothing majorly unfair
- DW, 5.0
- All default settings except Lucky Nations(OFF), as of Chapter 8 I have lowered the graphics, however.
- Switching to another nation every 100 years.
- 1399 start

-Table of Contents-

1 - "Teutoniiiiiiics!": This one here, lazy.
2 - "France is Delicious"
3 - "Everybody Point and Laugh"
4 - "ASSIMILATE"
5 - "Exhaustion"
6 - "A bad omen!"
7 - "Thievery and Betrayal"
When are updates?
8 - "The Return!"

I update the comic 1-3 times between Thursday and Sunday. Depending on the situation, more may come out during the week itself if things work out well.

And with that, here are the first three comics.

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-What happen: I started the game, immediately got an offer from Teutonic Order(didn't fit in right), and then God told me to kill all the Irish people. It was great fun. Moved 1 towards Offense(-1), and put my money into Production and Land.-

Englandball2.jpg


-What happen: Remember that alliance I mentioned? It fit here in a perfect example of how Cascading alliances get ridiculous.-

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-What happen: I was just about to attack France while they were preoccupied with Bohemia(the usual), then Denmark/All of Scandinavia attacked the Teutonic Order over a useless island. I was just going to demolish their navy. Instead, they beat mine with a measly 11 ships then TOOK 2 ships. I'm going to use my rage on France now.

Oh, and Sweden routinely attempts to invade me.-

Author Note: Now, you might be wondering "why is this so blurry". The answer is that Imageshack doesn't work for crap, and Photobucket decided it would be HILARIOUS to convert everything to a jpg file.
 
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I'm lovin' this. Subscribed! :D
 
You know, England's ability to grow a giant mouth at will should frighten the other nations.
 
I've ran into a "small" problem.

I just lost most of my work(Automatic updates got me while I was eating dinner. I thought I had saved it and started another game to pass the time, but the autosaves wiped everything out), to the point where I only have a few of the provinces of the last comic occupied. I'm pretty sure I can get things done, but the next update will have to be postponed until tomorrow or so.

Sorry, guys.

Oh, seeing how I can only do this particular AAR on the weekends(Laptop only during the week), I will be doing a Kaiserreich AAR during the week!
 
Oho! I was able to replicate my events! An early update!

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Poor, poor France.

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Unfortunately France will be a grand total of 1.5 provinces by the time everyone else is done with 'er!

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For those wondering, Achaea got nothing after it did all the work. Sicily got a province it not only didn't occupy but doesn't have a core on.

Poor Achaea.
 
Achaea got gypped! I say England take revenge or something something...