England can into space! - A Polandball-esque AAR.

**Marconius** · 20-03-2011 03:42

Ah, so Aragon is in a PU with Burgundy... nasty.

**Boris ze Spider** · 20-03-2011 03:47

That is definitely not good, should make Spain interesting.

**Shackel** · 20-03-2011 04:13

Castille has already stolen Valencia and Aragon(and for some reason not Alicante, leaving Aragon looking stupid), so it won't be too odd.

Can't wait for Burgundy to get Italian Ambitions.

**Enewald** · 20-03-2011 10:25

I love that Burgundy!

**Shackel** · 20-03-2011 13:31

Well, I'll be starting creation of the next chapter around 11-12, so here's a question: Should I kill Burgundy?

**Aliasing** · 22-03-2011 00:16

This is actually really funny...
And yes
murder the frenchmen

**Henry v. Keiper** · 22-03-2011 03:45

Between England's ability to grow bigger and eat other characters, and Burgandy's ability to assimilate opponents, I sense some interesting turns...

**morningSIDEr** · 23-03-2011 00:38

Good stuff. And yes, if the opportunity is there, I'd attack Burgundy. That hair is beginning to worry me...

**Blinkingsky** · 26-03-2011 03:12

Why is it in DW that Aragon ALWAYS becomes the junior partner to Burgundy in a PU within the first few years of the game?

**Arakhor** · 26-03-2011 13:08

I don't know, but I noticed that when playing Castille!

**Warluster** · 26-03-2011 13:35

Looks like Burgundy is having a bad heir day!!!

**FinnishFish** · 26-03-2011 13:36

Kill 'em all :]

**Arakhor** · 26-03-2011 13:49

Originally Posted by Warluster

Looks like Burgundy is having a bad heir day!!!

Oh, dear. That was dreadful.

**Shackel** · 28-03-2011 07:34

Feedback:

Aliasing - A bit late for that.

Henry - Burgundy has the second highest income, but the most likely long time rival appears to be Castille right now.

morningSIDEr - It always wants more.

Blinkingsky - That happens a lot to you? Odd.

Warluster - YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

And now back to the comics;

As it turns out, and I truly have no idea why, I was able to rack up enough warscore to release Granada. Really, I don't know how I got enough, nor did I check.

Here's the funny thing(besides the fact that Burgundy doesn't have enough manpower and France doesn't have enough anything); they both are Reconquesting Caux. I'm actually thinking of losing this on purpose just to see the two "winners" tear each other apart later.

THIS IS ONE OF THE SMARTEST NON-MILITARY AI MOVES I HAVE SEEN. As it turns out, Bohemia has been doing the Humilation Conga from day 1, losing all of its Imperial Authority and eventually getting curbstomped by Austria. THEN France embargoed it, its ruler died(of course, since they lost HRE to Austria) AND they're heirless, and we all know what happens when a country is heirless.

So what do they do? They ally with the person who's at war with their enemies(bar Austria). France and Burgundy are nowhere in the "rivals/enemies" list. Excellent job, Bohemia.

Excellent job.

**FinnishFish** · 28-03-2011 07:46

Aaaw help Bohemia >:]

**Boris ze Spider** · 28-03-2011 20:50

Yes, the Bohemians call for help.

**Zzzzz...** · 28-03-2011 22:36

Poor Bohemia

**Laurwin** · 28-03-2011 23:07

AAR is pure WIN (though the comic element, especially OPMs and speech lines must take some effort right?)

I like the look of Burgundball, he's so villainous

England, Victorious

**Warluster** · 29-03-2011 04:29

Originally Posted by Laurwin

I like the look of Burgundball, he's so villainous

He kind of looks like a cross between Elvis Presley and James Bond...

Good update! Though I thought poor Portugal was going to get some provinces in return for being absolutely destroyed?

**blsteen** · 29-03-2011 04:32

Turn around we go south
To Gay Paree!

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